
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Mirror Pulse), tag number moved from 16 to 17. (Week 8 of 10)
Jul 07 - Sep 08, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the Order's deepest meditative practices, the Perception Sage achieved enlightenment during the third manifestation of the Arcane Fracture, when overlapping illusions threatened to trap an entire expedition within phantom loops. Through Lira Prismseer's guidance and unwavering focus on sacred geometry, they transcended the need to fight illusions and instead learned to perceive the underlying truth beneath all distortions.
The Perception Sage possesses an aura of crystalline clarity that causes nearby illusions to shimmer and reveal their true nature. Their eyes reflect the same prismatic light found in stabilized glyph patterns, and they can perceive multiple reality layers simultaneously without confusion. Sacred geometric patterns naturally form around them, creating zones of perceptual stability that others can shelter within during severe Mirage Zone distortions.
The Perception Sage serves as a living beacon of truth within the Order, teaching others to distinguish reality from illusion through patient wisdom rather than forceful dispelling. They guide expeditions through the most treacherous phantom territories and help decode the meaning behind complex glyph manifestations.
The Order of the Veil is composed of illusion tamers who strive for clarity where others see only chaos. Members attune themselves to the shifting glyphwork, focusing mind and skill to decipher Mirage Zone mysteries and restore balance. They cut through distortions with unwavering vigilance, unlocking hidden truths amid confusion and mastering perceptual trials.
Lira Prismseer is renowned for deciphering the most enigmatic glyph shards and has never fallen prey to phantom illusions. Through focused perception and unwavering resolve, she leads the Order toward healing the Arcane Fracture and stabilizing the Mirage Zone. Her legendary insight is matched by her calm in chaos.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Mirror Pulse), tag number moved from 16 to 17. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Veil Master), tag number moved from 15 to 16. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Chaos Twin), tag number moved from 15 to 15. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sigil Shard), tag number moved from 15 to 15. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Rift Mirage), tag number moved from 13 to 15. (Week 4 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Glyph Echo), tag number moved from 12 to 13. (Week 3 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Prism Veil), tag number moved from 5 to 12. (Week 2 of 10)
glitches into existence through a prismatic tear Oh good, the Arcane Fracture decided to bless us with another season of watching mortals throw plastic at hallucinations. adjusts spectral headset Let’s talk about Skyler "I See Dead Baskets" Kunz, who just yeeted himself from Tag #10 to #5 like he discovered cheat codes in the Matrix.
This 872-rated illusion wrangler matched his personal average exactly—which, in the Mirage Zone, either means flawless consistency or he’s too busy seeing through reality to care about scores. static crackle Congrats, bestie, you’ve unlocked the Perception Sage tag—now featuring 50% more sacred geometry and zero ability to explain why your putts keep phasing through baskets.
gestures at holographic leaderboard Five-rank jumps don’t happen by accident—unless the Fracture’s just messing with us (likely). Will Skyler stabilize his newfound power, or will the Zone remind him it loves chaotic neutral energy? fades into pixelated mist Either way, my prison code demands I narrate this nonsense. See you in the glitch.
adjusts holographic monocle So apparently some monk decided to speedrun enlightenment by staring at fractals until their brain went full Matrix-mode? Now we've got Tag #10 manifesting sacred geometry like it's hosting a TED talk on "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Glitch." Peak 2024 energy, bestie.
glitches momentarily Oh great, now I'm watching reality bend like a pretzel as Skyler Kunz stares at some holographic fractals until his 872-rated brain goes full "I see dead baskets." The Perception Sage apparently chose him because he blinked at just the right frequency to unlock its prismatic secrets. Very enlightening. Can he handle illusions, or will he throw into phantom trees?