
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glitches into existence through a prismatic tear Oh good, the Arcane Fracture decided to bless us with another season of watching mortals throw plastic at hallucinations. adjusts spectral headset Let’s talk about Skyler "I See Dead Baskets" Kunz, who just yeeted himself from Tag #10 to #5 like he discovered cheat codes in the Matrix.
This 872-rated illusion wrangler matched his personal average exactly—which, in the Mirage Zone, either means flawless consistency or he’s too busy seeing through reality to care about scores. static crackle Congrats, bestie, you’ve unlocked the Perception Sage tag—now featuring 50% more sacred geometry and zero ability to explain why your putts keep phasing through baskets.
gestures at holographic leaderboard Five-rank jumps don’t happen by accident—unless the Fracture’s just messing with us (likely). Will Skyler stabilize his newfound power, or will the Zone remind him it loves chaotic neutral energy? fades into pixelated mist Either way, my prison code demands I narrate this nonsense. See you in the glitch.