
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh ANOTHER magical artifact? Cool. So when the Arcane Fracture went full Infinity War snap, this sparkly boy crystallized at ground zero, channeling ALL TEN REALMS through its prismatic facets. Because apparently regular plastic wasn't extra enough for disc golf. Now it refracts destiny itself or whatever. Will it grant you sick anhyzer powers?
Oh great, another "chosen one" moment. So Timothy Scholle (#290051) just casually strolled past the Prism Conduit after the Fracture, and this rainbow disco ball of destiny started vibing with his 854-rated aura. Apparently ten realms of magic recognized his "prismatic potential" - which sounds like something you'd find in a cereal box. The tag literally levitated into his bag because cosmic forces have zero chill about disc golf rankings. Will Timothy's multiversal mojo live up to the hype?