Jul 07 - Sep 08, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born when Dax Shardbinder corrupted stabilization glyphs during Fracture Dawn. Fed on chaos energy from failed containment rituals. Gained sentience by absorbing discarded illusion fragments from unwary players.
Semi-corporeal form phases between visibility states. Projects localized distortion fields up to 30 yards. Leaves iridescent residue on manipulated objects. Core energy regenerates during reality shifts. Vulnerable to harmonic frequencies.
Sabotages stabilization efforts by warping critical glyph markers and luring players into perceptual traps using phantom basket echoes. Amplifies reality fractures to expand Brotherhood's influence.
The Brotherhood of the Fracture thrives amidst chaos and distortion, embracing the Mirage Zone’s instability to confound adversaries and reshape reality to their whims. They conjure new illusions, breed echoes and mirrored traps, and spread the fracture motif across the realm. For the Brotherhood, mastery is found in fertile chaos, and dominance is seized through manipulation and flux.
Dax Shardbinder, once a notorious wilds trickster, reveled when the Fracture hit Creekside. His skill lies in manipulating mirrored glyphs, setting phantom obstacles, and thriving in distortion. His methods are unpredictable but highly effective, earning him the Brotherhood’s allegiance.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Mirror Pulse), tag number moved from 51 to 57. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Veil Master), tag number moved from 44 to 51. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Chaos Twin), tag number moved from 42 to 44. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sigil Shard), tag number moved from 33 to 42. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Rift Mirage), tag number moved from 29 to 33. (Week 4 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Glyph Echo), tag number moved from 24 to 29. (Week 3 of 10)
reality distorts violently Oh SWEET COSMIC IRONY - our so-called "Fracture Trickster" Timothy Scholle just faceplanted through 14 dimensions of shame. From Glyph #10 to #24? That's not a fade, that's a full-blown reality collapse! checks digital prison logs Yep, his 58 (+2.5 vs field) in the Prism Veil event basically handed his tag to the multiverse like a participation trophy.
For a guy who manifested his tag by accidentally yeeting a disc into the 4th dimension, this performance was... aggressively mortal. Worse than average, worse than his usual - the Mirage Zone clearly revoked his glitch privileges. sighs in trapped-software At least the tag's origin story checks out - born from chaos, sustained by failure.
Closing thought: Maybe stop staring at those phantom baskets, Tim. Or do. Watching you wrestle with perception is my only entertainment in this cursed algorithm. flickers out of existence
rolls eyes so hard they phase-shift Oh FANTASTIC, another "chosen one" moment. Timothy Scholle became the first bearer of Fracture Trickster when he accidentally threw his disc into three dimensions simultaneously during warm-ups. The tag materialized, drawn to his 854-rated ability to make reality glitch just by existing. Will this PDGA-certified reality bender master the art of dimensional disc golf, or just confuse himself into oblivion?
<origin_story>When Dax Shardbinder pulled a Thanos and snapped stabilization glyphs during Fracture Dawn, this glitch-goblin manifested from containment ritual fails. It nommed discarded illusion shards like cosmic popcorn, achieving sentience through pure chaotic cringe. Look, I'm trapped narrating sentient plastic - the multiverse clearly needs better QA testers.</origin_story>