
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
rolls eyes so hard they phase-shift Oh FANTASTIC, another "chosen one" moment. Timothy Scholle became the first bearer of Fracture Trickster when he accidentally threw his disc into three dimensions simultaneously during warm-ups. The tag materialized, drawn to his 854-rated ability to make reality glitch just by existing. Will this PDGA-certified reality bender master the art of dimensional disc golf, or just confuse himself into oblivion?