
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
As the nascent Prism Chaos coalesced from Dax's tantrum shards, it scanned Creekside's mortals through Fracture-tinted lenses. Behold Kenneth Oetker (PDGA #266426), who'd merely paused to adjust his grip near the epicenter! The sentient shard pulsed: "This vessel exhibits 957-rated stasis... acceptable." Thus, a man famed for finding lost discs in bushes became the unwitting herald of interdimensional chaos. His initiation? The tag materialized mid-putt, causing a truly prismatic three-putt. Does Kenneth possess the mental fortitude to withstand reality glitches... or just complain about tree kicks?