Kenneth Oetker
#266426
65.9%
win rate74.4%
cash rate82
events961.0
ratingLeague Bag Tags
Midnight Riders @ Dragonfly
May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Dead Outside Disc Golf - Crack of Dawn - Putters Only League (Not Rated)
May 18 - Jun 29, 2025
Ember Rift @ Art Dye
Jul 11 - Sep 12, 2025
Resonance @ Dragonfly
Jul 10 - Sep 11, 2025
Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille
Jan 15 - Feb 26, 2025
Terminal Zone @ State Hospital
May 09 - Jun 27, 2025
Launcho Libre @ Art Dye
Jan 17 - Feb 28, 2025
Afterburn @ Art Dye
May 10 - Jun 28, 2025
Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye
Nov 22 - Jan 10, 2025
Rot Domain @ River Bottoms
Jul 09 - Sep 10, 2025
ElevateUT Altitude Series
Aug 07 - Oct 09, 2024
Bingham Creek Anniversary Series
Oct 19 - Dec 07, 2024
Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025
Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Mirage Zone @ Creekside
Jul 07 - Sep 08, 2025
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
Mar 03 - Apr 21, 2025
Winterfell @ Creekside
Nov 02 - Dec 21, 2024
City Heat @ River Bottoms
May 08 - Jun 26, 2025
Steel Eagle @ Creekside
May 05 - Jun 23, 2025
Series Bag Tags
Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
The Arcane Fracture
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025
Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Round History
Ember Rift @ Art Dye Week 2: Rift Pulse
Friday, July 18, 2025 MDT (Denver)| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
| Pool Avg | 3.62 | 2.88 | 2.88 | 3.00 | 3.12 | 3.75 | 3.50 | 3.25 | 3.75 | 3.12 | 3.50 | 2.88 | 3.38 | 3.00 | 3.75 | 2.75 | 3.12 | 3.25 | 58.50 |
| Score | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 50 |
| +/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -5 |
AI Round Recap
Amid Art Dye's smoldering rift, Kenneth Oetker unleashed a 983-rated inferno—blazing 22 points above his arcane potential! 🔥📈 With volcanic precision, he forged three solo birdies (7,9,14) where all others faltered, each a defiant spark against the rift's chaos. 🌋🎯 Though hole 12's ember-glyphs briefly dimmed his flames with a puzzling bogey (+1.6 vs field avg), seven total birdies crystallized a -5 victory. By the Phoenix Paradox, this statistical eruption recalibrates his rebirth trajectory! 🔮✨
Resonance @ Dragonfly Week 2: Echo Veil
Thursday, July 17, 2025 MDT (Denver)| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
| Distance (ft) | 385 | 473 | 260 | 373 | 261 | 376 | 225 | 277 | 269 | 249 | 242 | 278 | 325 | 345 | 328 | 311 | 314 | 640 | 5931 |
| Pool Avg | 4.40 | 4.00 | 2.60 | 3.20 | 3.00 | 4.40 | 3.00 | 3.40 | 3.40 | 2.80 | 2.60 | 3.00 | 3.60 | 3.20 | 3.40 | 2.80 | 3.00 | 4.40 | 60.20 |
| Score | 4 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 54 |
| +/– Par | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -3 |
AI Round Recap
Ah, the echoes still shimmer from Kenneth Oetker's mystical morning mastery! 🌟 Four unique birdies where he alone pierced the spectral veil—reminds me of Old Bluewing Grendal's legendary precision, though the year escapes me. 🎯 Kenneth's hot streak through holes 9-11 sparked arcane energy, culminating in that decisive hole 17 birdie to claim victory! Playing 9 points above his rating, he channeled pure resonance. ✨ Not since the Ripple Snack Incident have I witnessed such commanding—wait, where was I? Ah yes, -3 and victorious! 🏆
Rot Domain @ River Bottoms Week 2: Growing Absence
Wednesday, July 16, 2025 MDT (Denver)| Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 59 |
| Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 280 | 294 | 346 | 339 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 472 | 294 | 482 | 7110 |
| Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | B | C | A | C | E | E | A | A | C | A | |
| Pool Avg | 2.75 | 4.00 | 3.25 | 3.00 | 2.25 | 4.25 | 3.67 | 2.67 | 3.92 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 3.08 | 3.08 | 4.42 | 2.50 | 3.50 | 3.08 | 4.42 | 60.17 |
| Score | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 57 |
| +/– Par | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -2 |
AI Round Recap
Amidst River Bottoms' crumbling reality 🌌, Kenneth Oetker preserved a personal best vintage of -2 🥏📈 - a defiant reduction against the void's flavor-draining entropy. When hole 6's disastrous double bogey threatened to curdle the round's composition, he immediately cleansed the palate with a birdie on 7 🔄. Though finishing 4th in RPA, his 953 rating fell 8 points shy of his 961 potential ⚖️. This performance presents notes of resilient simplicity with an aftertaste of unrealized complexity: "Two Entropy Stars for achieving more with less absence."