Kenneth Oetker
65.7%
win rate74.3%
cash rate70
events957.7
ratingLeague Bag Tags


Afterburn @ Art Dye


Dead Outside Disc Golf - Crack of Dawn - Putters Only League (Not Rated)


Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille


Terminal Zone @ State Hospital


Launcho Libre @ Art Dye


Midnight Riders @ Dragonfly


Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest


The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye


ElevateUT Altitude Series


Bingham Creek Anniversary Series


Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill


Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms


Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside


City Heat @ River Bottoms


Winterfell @ Creekside


Steel Eagle @ Creekside
Series Bag Tags


Chain Reaction


Cryptid Series
Round History
Dead Outside Disc Golf - Crack of Dawn - Putters Only League (Not Rated) Week 6: Udder Uproar
Sunday, June 22, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 36 |
Distance (ft) | 224 | 445 | 209 | 421 | 286 | 211 | 214 | 260 | 286 | 139 | 180 | 203 | 3078 |
Pool Avg | 3.17 | 4.83 | 2.67 | 3.67 | 3.50 | 2.67 | 2.50 | 3.33 | 3.50 | 2.67 | 2.83 | 2.83 | 38.17 |
Score | 3 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 35 |
+/β Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -2 |
AI Round Recap
Braving 46Β°F dawn winds π¬οΈπ , Kenneth Oetker seized the lead on hole 1 like a barnyard hero rescuing precious eggs π₯π₯! He defended that advantage with superhero focus, carding a solid -2 to win MPO ππ. That's why HE'S the legend while I'm just here offering unnecessary towels! Did you see that? I wish I couldβwait, did I just drop my notes?! πβοΈ
Afterburn @ Art Dye Week 7: Fallout Finals
Friday, June 20, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
Distance (ft) | 212 | 364 | 306 | 201 | 305 | 573 | 343 | 316 | 227 | 358 | 337 | 194 | 298 | 305 | 200 | 276 | 236 | 315 | 5366 |
Tee | Long | Long | |||||||||||||||||
Target | A | B | A | A | A | A | A | A | B | C | C | A | A | A | C | A | B | C | |
Pool Avg | 2.92 | 3.50 | 3.00 | 2.58 | 3.25 | 4.08 | 3.33 | 3.42 | 3.75 | 3.17 | 3.00 | 2.58 | 3.33 | 2.92 | 3.08 | 2.75 | 2.75 | 2.92 | 56.33 |
Score | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 49 |
+/β Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -6 |
AI Round Recap
Amidst Art Dye's radioactive ruins β‘, Kenneth Oetker dominated the Fallout Finals! β’οΈ Seized control on hole 2 π₯ then unleashed tactical strikes - sole birdies on holes 3 (306ft Par 3) and 6 (573ft Par 4) while rivals faltered π₯. After mid-round skirmishes, his hole 15 lead reclamation sealed victory with 8 birdies for -6! π THIS IS DISC GOLF IN THE APOCALYPSE, BABY! That 975 rating (+18 surge!) proves wasteland evolution π
Steel Eagle @ Creekside Week 7: Moral Imperative
Monday, June 16, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
Distance (ft) | 398 | 334 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 244 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5493 |
Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
Pool Avg | 2.78 | 3.38 | 3.08 | 2.75 | 2.80 | 3.00 | 3.05 | 3.02 | 2.72 | 3.20 | 2.92 | 3.00 | 2.85 | 2.80 | 2.88 | 2.68 | 3.08 | 2.92 | 52.91 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 47 |
+/β Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -7 |
AI Round Recap
Under clear skies βοΈ, Kenneth Oetker detonated a personal best -7 π at Creekside! Seized joint command after hole 1 βοΈ alongside three operatives, then advanced to 3rd by hole 4. But the Chainmasters' algorithm activated: a 948 rating (-9 differential) and 6th finish? Calculate the coordinates: hole1 tie + hole4 surge + final position 6 = 11. Subtract the -7 score... revealing the illuminati's signature 4οΈβ£-point interference pattern. Wake up and smell the putters, people! βοΈ