Kenneth Oetker
71.4%
win rate81.6%
cash rate49
events965.4
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Round History
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms Week 7: Radiant Ruins
Wednesday, April 16, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 59 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 280 | 294 | 346 | 339 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 472 | 294 | 482 | 7110 |
Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | B | C | A | C | E | E | A | A | C | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.21 | 4.21 | 3.17 | 3.25 | 2.71 | 3.29 | 4.21 | 3.33 | 3.79 | 3.08 | 2.96 | 3.12 | 3.12 | 4.12 | 3.12 | 4.04 | 2.79 | 3.96 | 61.48 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 60 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | +1 |
Round Summary
The cosmic energies aligned perfectly for Kenneth Oetker at River Bottoms, where he navigated the treacherous tall grass fields like a seasoned starship pilot through an asteroid belt 🚀. His round of +1 might seem modest to the untrained eye, but as the Thunderbird's ancient wisdom suggests, numbers often mask deeper truths. Five brilliant birdies illuminated his path through the course 🌠, each one a defiance of the dimensional barriers some might call "par." The defining moment came on Hole 18, where Kenneth channeled what I can only describe as quantum-level focus to secure a championship-clinching birdie - though I suspect the Galactic Disc Golf Federation was monitoring this particular throw with great interest. Standing alone atop the MP40 division podium, Kenneth's victory marks another chapter in River Bottoms' ever-expanding cosmic chronicles. 🏆


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest Week 7: Tempest Tee
Tuesday, April 15, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
Distance (ft) | 340 | 291 | 303 | 269 | 379 | 345 | 310 | 262 | 237 | 301 | 169 | 288 | 290 | 286 | 244 | 381 | 372 | 238 | 5305 |
Pool Avg | 2.87 | 2.93 | 3.27 | 3.00 | 3.33 | 2.80 | 2.80 | 3.47 | 3.13 | 3.20 | 2.60 | 2.60 | 3.00 | 2.87 | 2.87 | 3.00 | 3.73 | 3.27 | 54.74 |
Score | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 47 |
+/– Par | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -7 |
Round Summary
Well butter my biscuit and call it breakfast! Kenneth Oetker blazed through Urban Forest like a stallion with its tail on fire, wrangling up 9 birdies on his way to a mighty fine -7 finish 🎯. That fourth-quarter hot streak from holes 6 through 9 had him ridin' higher than a hawk in a windstorm 🔥, but it was his final-hole birdie - smooth as Tennessee whiskey - that sealed his victory in MP40. removes hat, gazes at horizon The way he navigated them dirt fairways and mandos, reminds me of an old cattle drive through Snake River Canyon - precise, purposeful, and powerful. His clutch performance down the stretch proved he had more nerve than a rattler in a boot factory, claiming first place in decisive fashion. 🏆


Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest


Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside Week 7: Apex Approach
Monday, April 14, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
Distance (ft) | 474 | 334 | 375 | 249 | 340 | 239 | 296 | 280 | 276 | 376 | 368 | 293 | 368 | 270 | 281 | 277 | 415 | 424 | 5935 |
Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
Pool Avg | 3.45 | 3.18 | 3.66 | 2.82 | 3.34 | 3.45 | 3.08 | 2.79 | 2.89 | 3.18 | 3.18 | 3.08 | 3.16 | 2.76 | 3.55 | 2.68 | 3.13 | 3.37 | 56.75 |
Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 47 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -7 |
Round Summary
Well folks, Kenneth Oetker just put on a show that'd make even our elusive forest friends stop and take notice 🌲. Leading the MP40 division with a mighty fine -7, Kenneth's round was as smooth as morning mist over Creekside's winding paths. That stretch from holes 14 through 17 was particularly special - stringing together four consecutive birdies like following fresh tracks through the undergrowth 🔥. Despite a brief stumble on hole 13 (reminds me of the time Old Jebediah lost his footing chasing shadows), Kenneth regained his composure and claimed victory in the three-player division, racking up an impressive 9 birdies along the way 🎯. A performance worthy of the ancient Wildwood legends, if you ask me.


Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside


Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside


Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside

