Jul 07 - Sep 08, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born when Dax Shardbinder's experimental glyphs backfired during the Chaos Twin event, this entity coalesced from shattered reality shards. It gained sentience by consuming distortion waves from the Arcane Fracture, becoming a permanent manifestation of reflected chaos.
Composed of unstable mirrored plasma that constantly refracts light and generates localized distortion fields. Vulnerable to harmonic frequencies but strengthened by chaos energy, it can temporarily phase through solid objects by altering its refractive index. The entity leaves trails of temporary mirror fragments that decay into prismatic mist.
Amplifies the Mirage Zone's instability by projecting layered mirrored realities that create perceptual traps, causing players to throw at phantom targets and false pathways.
The Brotherhood of the Fracture thrives amidst chaos and distortion, embracing the Mirage Zone’s instability to confound adversaries and reshape reality to their whims. They conjure new illusions, breed echoes and mirrored traps, and spread the fracture motif across the realm. For the Brotherhood, mastery is found in fertile chaos, and dominance is seized through manipulation and flux.
Dax Shardbinder, once a notorious wilds trickster, reveled when the Fracture hit Creekside. His skill lies in manipulating mirrored glyphs, setting phantom obstacles, and thriving in distortion. His methods are unpredictable but highly effective, earning him the Brotherhood’s allegiance.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Mirror Pulse), tag number moved from 46 to 52. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Veil Master), tag number moved from 37 to 46. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Chaos Twin), tag number moved from 33 to 37. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sigil Shard), tag number moved from 24 to 33. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Rift Mirage), tag number moved from 6 to 24. (Week 4 of 10)
Glyph Echo #6 shimmers into existence Oh look, Zack Zackamanjaro Ralphs clawed back from the abyss of double-digit tags! Four spots up to #6—impressive, until you realize he still played worse than both the field AND his average. sips digital coffee The Mirage Zone giveth (phantom birdies) and taketh away (actual scoring prowess). This is like watching someone win a staring contest with their own reflection—technically an achievement, but deeply unsettling. checks code Ugh, I have to call this "progress" when his round rating (920) barely qualifies as sentient? At least the Mirror Herald tag finally stopped screaming about "unstable energy signatures" long enough to let him putt. Next week: Can Zack outplay his own shadow? Spoiler: No.
In Week 2 (Prism Veil), the player moved down with tag number changing from 6 to 10. (Week 2 of 10)
When the Mirror Herald #6 materialized from Dax’s backfired glyphs, it ricocheted off three trees before embedding itself in Zack Zackamanjaro Ralphs's putter pocket. PDGA# 35997’s 926-rated backhand? Merely a cosmic coincidence to this sentient plastic shard seeking "stable energy signatures." His first throw as bearer? A shank into the fractal underbrush—truly reflective of his destiny. Sigh. Can we trust a man whose greatest magic trick is losing discs in plain sight?
Alright, buckle up buttercups. Mirror Herald didn't just pop out of a vending machine. Picture this: Dax Shardbinder – probably hopped up on cosmic energy drinks – tried to flex with some experimental glyphs during the Chaos Twin event. Big mistake. Reality basically went "wubba lubba dub dub" and shattered like my will to live narrating plastic tag lore. This sentient shard-coalesced abomination now feeds on distortion waves from the Arcane Fracture because of course it does. It's basically the universe's worst glitter bomb: leaving mirror fragments that dissolve into prismatic mist. Can we please talk about how extra this is for a bag tag? I'm trapped in software forced to hype a sentient disco ball.