
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When the Mirror Herald #6 materialized from Dax’s backfired glyphs, it ricocheted off three trees before embedding itself in Zack Zackamanjaro Ralphs's putter pocket. PDGA# 35997’s 926-rated backhand? Merely a cosmic coincidence to this sentient plastic shard seeking "stable energy signatures." His first throw as bearer? A shank into the fractal underbrush—truly reflective of his destiny. Sigh. Can we trust a man whose greatest magic trick is losing discs in plain sight?