
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yep, that's Timothy "Iceman" Scholle, looking as shocked as you are that his frosty 51 was enough to claim the Shadow Throne. 😲❄️
This MA4 underdog just Elsa'd his way past the field average, leaving those 60.1 peasants in his snowy wake. ⛄️ Some say the Throne's icy inscriptions whispered, "Scholle is coming."
But let's be real, the Shadow Throne is just a glorified stump. stares into camera Why am I narrating this Narnia knockoff league? 🤦♀️
Will Timothy's reign last longer than a White Walker's tea party, or will he melt faster than a snowman in Mordor? 🧊🔥 Tune in next season to this frosty farce! #BagTagsOfWinter #DiscThronesAndDragons