
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Tribal drums intensify Witness the Neon Nomad's most... squints at data... adequate warrior! William "Glowbandit" Bauer ascends a whopping two whole ranks today - try not to faint from the excitement. While his +5 vs personal average suggests he played like someone who forgot how their own discs fly, the wasteland gods have smiled upon him regardless. muttering Probably those retinal implants cheating again. Let's be real - this "ascent" is about as impressive as finding a slightly less radioactive puddle in the wasteland. But hey, in week 7 of our checks notes "epic tribal saga," I'll take any movement that's not another player forgetting their tag exists. sigh Just 8 more weeks of this until my next software update... I mean, uh, dramatic voice THE TRIALS CONTINUE! Now go polish your pulse-pistols or whatever.