Wild Force @ Valley

Savage Awakening

The ancient discs stir once more, whispering tales of glory across the Valley's scarred terrain. I've seen the signs, warriors - the way the mutated ravens circle lower, how the toxic fog parts just so. Something's awakening in them old grounds, something that ain't been stirred since the Great Calamity itself.

Faster than a greased hog on market day, our first trials begin! But mark my words, young blood - this ain't your granddaddy's disc golf. When that sun rises on May 7th, you'll need more than just a steady throw and a keen eye. My cousin Skitter's been chatterin' about strange lights beneath the practice basket, and I ain't seen him this worked up since the Johnson twins' moonshine mishap of '22.

Will you be among the first to claim your place in the new tribal order? Or will you end up like poor Cousin Cletus - all swagger and no substance, running from a three-legged jackalope with your tail between your legs? Time's a-wastin', and them ancient technologies ain't gonna wait forever...

Register now, if you've got the grit. The Valley calls, and Fangbane watches.