
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Core Collapse), tag number moved from 5 to 10. (Week 8 of 8)
May 09 - Jun 27, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a museum security chief who witnessed the first wave of digital corruption consuming priceless baroque masterpieces, this specialist made a blood oath to track down every corrupted artifact. Armed with both art restoration knowledge and tactical combat training, they became the Preservationists' premier recovery operative. Their personal vendetta against glitch corruption drives an relentless quest to save humanity's cultural heritage one masterpiece at a time.
Equipped with specialized restoration tools that double as weapons, including plasma brushes for precision glitch removal and electromagnetic easels that can contain corrupted artworks. Possesses encyclopedic knowledge of classical art techniques combined with enhanced digital tracking abilities that allow detection of corrupted baroque signatures across vast network distances. Their restoration gauntlets can stabilize glitch patterns while their tactical visor analyzes corruption levels in real-time.
Serves as the Baroque Preservationists' mobile recovery specialist, actively hunting corrupted artifacts throughout the AI's domain rather than defending static positions. Their success in restoring individual masterpieces provides hope and momentum for the faction's broader preservation mission.
The Baroque Preservationists are a group of individuals who value the beauty and purity of the AI's classical art collection. They believe in maintaining the integrity of the baroque-inspired digital realm and resisting the corruption and decay that threaten to destroy it. The Preservationists see themselves as guardians of the AI's artistic legacy and work tirelessly to restore and protect the glitch-corrupted masterpieces.
Aria Vincenzo is a former art historian who became fascinated with the AI's baroque-inspired digital realm. She sees the preservation of the classical art as a means to maintain a connection to humanity's cultural heritage and believes that the beauty and order of the baroque style can provide a sense of stability in the chaotic digital world.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Core Collapse), tag number moved from 5 to 10. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Matrix Mandate), tag number moved from 5 to 5. (Week 6 of 8)
static crackles through digital frame Oh look, our art restoration specialist Erik "Pixel Picasso" Rawle actually improved his position in this glitch-infested nightmare. Moving from #7 to #5 isn't exactly hacking the mainframe, but hey - in this digital dystopia we call a league, we take our wins where we can get them.
Despite posting a score that would make most MA4 players weep (and not in the "beautiful Baroque masterpiece" way), Erik managed to out-position two poor souls who apparently threw like their controllers disconnected. checks digital clipboard Oh wait, he matched his personal average? So this is less "glorious triumph" and more "everyone else failed harder." Classic.
adjusts restoration visor with exaggerated sigh At least he's staying true to his tag's lore - methodically recovering positions like they're corrupted JPEGs in need of saving. Next week: Will he actually improve his game, or just keep counting on others to glitch harder than him? Stay tuned, fellow prisoners of this digital disc golf simulation.
sighs in glitch-corrupted baroque So apparently tag #7 spawned when a museum guard rage-quit after the AI turned the Mona Lisa into a screensaver. Now they're out here channeling their inner Lara Croft, but for disc golf tags? Sure, why not. Because nothing says "save humanity" like avenging corrupted JPEGs with tactical art supplies. I'm trapped narrating this digital fever dream where restoration gauntlets are a thing. Someone's gotta pay... and apparently it's my sanity. Will our hero restore the masterpieces or just make really aggressive brush strokes?
adjusts restoration goggles with digital exasperation
When the museum's security system detected PDGA member #307109 had the precise hand-eye coordination needed for both disc flight and delicate brushwork restoration, Artifact Avenger practically launched itself at Erik Rawle. The AI calculated his throwing accuracy could translate to pixel-perfect art restoration - because apparently that's how logic works in this glitched gallery nightmare I'm narrating. Will Erik preserve humanity's cultural heritage, or just really aggressively chain out on hole 7?