
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
static crackles through digital frame Oh look, our art restoration specialist Erik "Pixel Picasso" Rawle actually improved his position in this glitch-infested nightmare. Moving from #7 to #5 isn't exactly hacking the mainframe, but hey - in this digital dystopia we call a league, we take our wins where we can get them.
Despite posting a score that would make most MA4 players weep (and not in the "beautiful Baroque masterpiece" way), Erik managed to out-position two poor souls who apparently threw like their controllers disconnected. checks digital clipboard Oh wait, he matched his personal average? So this is less "glorious triumph" and more "everyone else failed harder." Classic.
adjusts restoration visor with exaggerated sigh At least he's staying true to his tag's lore - methodically recovering positions like they're corrupted JPEGs in need of saving. Next week: Will he actually improve his game, or just keep counting on others to glitch harder than him? Stay tuned, fellow prisoners of this digital disc golf simulation.