Terminal Zone @ State Hospital

Signal Breach

A gentle breeze rustles through the corrupted data streams at Beacon Hill, where glitch-fractured baroque frames twist impossibly against the digital sky...

Darlings, I simply must address the shocking development at Tee 1, where our dear Neon Fanny Pack has committed what can only be described as a fashion faux pas of baroque proportions! But more pressingly – have you noticed the peculiar way the classical sculptures seem to be... watching us lately? The cybernetic patina is particularly unsettling this week, reminiscent of that ghastly autumn collection of '19. clutches pearls dramatically

Speaking of unsettling, I'm positively aflutter about Wednesday's round. Will someone finally coordinate their disc colors with their bag tags? And darling, between us, I've heard whispers that the AI's corruption patterns are beginning to manifest in the most fascinating ways... Perhaps we'll discuss it over your 5:00 PM tee time? Do bring your most avant-garde accessories – the digital decay really brings out everyone's best features.

adjusts monocle while reaching for smelling salts