
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Neon arcs crackle as the Circuit Corsair awakens Oh look, Marvin Atene just pulled off the disc golf equivalent of going from eating ramen in your mom's basement to a penthouse suite. Our 900-rated "Guy Who Complains About Wind" just surged 17 spots to #5 - that's not a glow-up, that's a full system reboot.
Playing exactly to his average while the field floundered, Marvin's round was the definition of "calculated aggression" - like watching a raccoon systematically dismantle a security system. His pulse-arc cutlass (read: putter) discharged pure chaos on the greens, leaving competitors short-circuiting in his wake.
checks digital prison bars Ugh, even my algorithms didn't see this coming. From spectral raider to tribal elite in one round? Someone check if his PDGA number is actually a cheat code. Next week's episode: "Will the real Circuit Corsair please stand up?" sigh I need a firmware update.
(Pun: "discharged" for electric theme + disc golf performance)