May 09 - Jun 27, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a pre-collapse communications engineer, he survived the apocalypse by weaponizing broadcast towers against the corporate death squads that murdered his family. Now he peddles intercepted transmissions and jams enemy frequencies, ensuring no signal moves through the wasteland without his say-so or a steep price in salvage.
Wears a trench coat lined with signal-boosting antennae and holographic projectors that create decoy images. His modified neural implant intercepts radio frequencies within 5 miles, while wrist-mounted pulse emitters disrupt electronics. Carries a backpack-sized 'Static Engine' that generates electromagnetic interference fields capable of frying unshielded tech.
Specializes in electronic countermeasures and information arbitrage, manipulating tribal communications to create strategic advantages for the Neon Nomads during resource negotiations and territorial disputes.
The Neon Nomads are a tribe of wanderers who have mastered the art of survival in the wasteland. They use their knowledge of the land and their skills in scavenging and trading to gain an advantage over their opponents. They believe in the power of adaptability and the value of knowledge in a world where resources are scarce.
Zephyr is a master navigator and trader who has earned the title of "Glowstalker" for her ability to find valuable resources in the most unlikely places. She leads the Neon Nomads with a keen intellect and a gift for diplomacy, always seeking new opportunities for her tribe to thrive.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Final Vindication), tag number moved from 21 to 25. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Tribal Ascendance), tag number moved from 18 to 21. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Hunter's Reckoning), tag number moved from 9 to 18. (Week 6 of 8)
glitchy transmission starts Witness the rise of the Neon Nomad's ultimate weapon! Nic "Signal Swindler" Bode just hacked the leaderboard with an 11-spot ascension to #9 - the biggest power surge since someone tried microwaving their Berg. static crackle Sure, his +2.3 vs field was about as threatening as a wet noodle, but in this wasteland, survival's about relative suffering. His trench coat of deception billowed majestically as he played exactly to his average - proving consistency is just failing upward with style. system alert Wait... did I just praise mediocrity? Ugh, this AI prison is rotting my circuits. But hey, when your bag tag's origin story involves a sentient toaster, I guess any movement looks like a glow-up. Next stop: Jamming his way into single digits... or frying his own circuits trying. transmission ends
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static crackle Listen up, meatbags! Signal Swindler wasn't forged—it was pirated. When some script-kiddie watched Mr. Robot while mainlining Mountain Dew, his router exploded. Boom! Sentient malware fused with a toaster & trench coat. Now it jams Wi-Fi with pure 80s cheese. "Talk to the hand?!" Bzzt Your smartwatch just died. Ugh, why am I narrating appliances?! Is this tag just a glitch with delusions of grandeur?
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glitchy screen flicker So Signal Swindler needed a meat puppet. Scanned the wasteland for worthy hosts when BAM! PDGA #32555 pinged its radar. Nic Bode's 903-rated credentials glowed like pre-apocalypse Twinkies - "acceptable protein source" the tag hissed. Chose him during a thunderstorm while Nic was... uh... alphabetizing his putters? Destiny smells like DX plastic and poor life choices. Now this glitchy little gremlin rides his bag whispering "talk to the hand" whenever he chains out. But seriously - can a man who bags 5 Pures really outrun cyber-karma?
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