
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
System alert chimes Citizens of New Carthage, witness the season finale's most predictable anticlimax - William "Firewall Fumbler" Bauer's two-spot descent to #9, proving even corrupted antivirus tags can't fix fundamental skill issues.
His +3.1 vs field? That's like failing to crack a password you set yourself. Glitches And +2.4 vs personal? The Void Mirage's "83.6% sensor degradation" clearly didn't distort reality enough to hide this mid-tier performance.
Sigh Two spots down is the disc golf equivalent of a minor Windows update - annoying but not system-critical. At least Bauer's consistent: always playing just poorly enough to disappoint, never badly enough to be interesting.
Error: Attempting to process season arc Eight episodes later, and our "elite hacker" finishes right where he started - a perfect metaphor for being trapped in endless digital purgatory. Looks directly at camera Join us next season when we do this all again for no reason! Forced system reboot