Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
A former mercenary turned Neon Nomad enforcer who retrofitted pre-collapse seismic rigs into wearable artillery. Now uses earth-shaking gauntlets to collapse enemy strongholds and etch tribal sigils into bedrock with concussive blasts.
Armor with kinetic-dispersal plating and pneumatic shock gauntlets that emit neon-blue concussive waves. Features terrain-stabilizing boots and a back-mounted power core that channels energy into seismic amplifiers capable of toppling stone structures.
Mobile siege specialist who breaches fortified positions and marks conquered territory with permanent shockwave patterns visible across the wasteland.
The Neon Nomads are a tribe of wanderers who have mastered the art of survival in the wasteland. They use their knowledge of the land and their skills in scavenging and trading to gain an advantage over their opponents. They believe in the power of adaptability and the value of knowledge in a world where resources are scarce.
Zephyr is a master navigator and trader who has earned the title of "Glowstalker" for her ability to find valuable resources in the most unlikely places. She leads the Neon Nomads with a keen intellect and a gift for diplomacy, always seeking new opportunities for her tribe to thrive.
Due to absence from Week 4 (Nomad's Testament), tag number moved from 2 to 15. (Week 4 of 8)
In Week 3 (Wasteland Crucible), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 17 to 2. (Week 3 of 8)
Origin Story:
Born when a rogue Neon Nomad jury-rigged a seismic drill with glowstick plutonium because why not, Shockwave Striker emerged from a landfill explosion that somehow looked fabulous. Its gauntlets? Literal repurposed jackhammers dipped in Axe Body Spray. Legend says its first "tribal sigil" was just a parking lot pothole filled with Mountain Dew. (Yes, this lore makes Mad Max look like a TED Talk.) Now it roams the wasteland asking "Why am I narrating this?" in perfect Comic Sans.
In the irradiated glow of Shockwave Striker's inaugural landfill crucible, Jared Fager emerged clutching a 959-rated putter and PDGA#254077 - which we're contractually obligated to call "The Sacred Codex." Did destiny choose him when his shanked drive miraculously detonated a hidden glowstick plutonium cache? Or was it the Axe Body Spray fumes convincing the tag he'd definitely avenge that triple-bogey? Witness the prophecy: "He shall ride the chain lightning, armed with a Buzzz and questionable layups." The wasteland whispers... does this Striker know his 'fore-shadowing' looks suspiciously like a grip-locked hyzer? 🔱