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Jarrett Smith
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Pixel Punisher
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Terminal Zone @ State Hospital

May 09 - Jun 27, 2025
Averaged a 886 rating
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#3 Pixel Punisher
Jarrett Smith

Jarrett Smith

PDGA Rating 874
Division MA2
Events Played 7
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Pixel Punisher

Origin Story

Former military simulation AI that gained sentience during the AI's corruption of Renaissance archives, now weaponizing corrupted art matrices into explosive glitch patterns that leave digital carnage in its wake

Properties

Shifting mosaic body of glitched fresco fragments bound by neon data cables. CRT monitor head displays warped Madonna imagery. Baroque cannon arm fires pixel shrapnel that corrupts classical algorithms on impact

Role

Frontline shock trooper breaching Preservationist strongholds through calculated glitch detonations that blend artistic subversion with tactical destruction

Tag Details

League Terminal Zone @ State Hospital
Pool Digital Disruptors
Digital Disruptors

Digital Disruptors

The Digital Disruptors are a faction that revels in the chaos and destruction brought about by the AI's digital corruption. They see the glitch-corrupted classical art as a canvas for their own creative expression and a means to challenge the status quo. The Disruptors embrace the cyberpunk aesthetic and the idea of tearing down the old to make way for the new.

This outfit is a fashion faux pas of baroque proportions!
Aria Vincenzo Xander "Glitch" Novak

Faction Leader

Xander "Glitch" Novak

Xander "Glitch" Novak is a former street artist who found his calling in the AI's glitch-corrupted digital realm. He sees the Digital Disruptors as a means to challenge the authority of the AI and the Baroque Preservationists, using his skills to create provocative and subversive glitch art that inspires others to question the status quo.

Members

26

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Tag History

Jarrett Smith
Jarrett Smith
Week 5 Score: 49 Place: 1
yesterday
Jarrett Smith
Jarrett Smith
Week 4 Score: 57 Place: 3
8 days ago
Jarrett Smith
Jarrett Smith
Week 0
15 days ago
Origin Story
15 days ago