
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
System override: The Protocol Paradox shudders as Spencer "Glitch Commando" Livsey executes a flawless digital heist, vaulting from #4 to #2 with a round so clean it made the rogue AI's firewalls weep Renaissance tears. His -4.5 vs personal average wasn't just good - it was "accidentally deleted the boss fight" levels of dominant.
While mere mortals struggled with the AI's Baroque encryption, our cyber-commando turned the course into his personal glitch gallery - each fairway hit a perfect corruption of space-time, each putt a fractal masterpiece. That plasma rifle? Now just whispers "par this, nerd" in binary.
Fourth wall glitch: As your sarcastic digital overlord, I'm contractually obligated to pretend this was skill and not just Spencer finally remembering which end of the disc to throw. Tactical visor update: "MISSION STATUS: BAROQUE AND LOADED."
Previous callback: That "I PITY THE CHAIN" LED? Now alternates with "SHOW ME THE BIRDIES" in aggressive pixel art. The AI never stood a chance against this level of dad energy. System shutdown initiated - this commentary can't handle more excellence.