Doomsday Punisher

Afterburn @ Art DyeCompetition group Doomsday Disciples Challenge · numbers move by duel

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#81960 959 RATING 1 EVENTS

Season Arc · Afterburn @ Art Dye

#47Now #1Best #39Started 68Weeks

Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style

High ConceptExplosive Disc Launcher of Apocalyptic Justice

TroubleMercy is a Weakness to Punish

Gavel Discs Deliver Final Judgments Courtroom Armor, Wasteland Attitude Your OB Shots Amuse the Judge

Former high court bailiff Magnus Kaine reforged his lawman's badge into shrapnel discs after embracing the apocalypse. Now he enforces the Disciples' harsh doctrines through explosive 'judgments' delivered via customized disc launcher, eliminating any player showing mercy mid-tournament.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy

Field drift #45 #47

Due to absence from Week 8 (Apocalypse Ace), tag number moved from 45 to 47. (Week 8 of 8)

Field drift #43 #45

Due to absence from Week 7 (Fallout Finals), tag number moved from 43 to 45. (Week 7 of 8)

Field drift #38 #43

Due to absence from Week 6 (Wasteland Warlords), tag number moved from 38 to 43. (Week 6 of 8)

Field drift #34 #38

Due to absence from Week 5 (Thunderdome Throwdown), tag number moved from 34 to 38. (Week 5 of 8)

Field drift #30 #34

Due to absence from Week 4 (Junkyard Jam), tag number moved from 30 to 34. (Week 4 of 8)

Field drift #1 #30

Due to absence from Week 3 (Renegade Rumble), tag number moved from 1 to 30. (Week 3 of 8)

Played Week 2 #39 #1

Cue dramatic slow-motion explosion Well butter my chains and call me OB - Shawn "The Goat Whisperer" Hansen just pulled off the wasteland equivalent of finding a clean porta-potty mid-tournament! Dusts off neural implant Let the record show this MP40 menace absolutely yeeted his way from tag #39 to #1 like a forehand through a jury box window.

While mere mortals struggled with the Scavenger Scramble's "Sand Trap of Eternal Shame" (callback achieved!), Shawn channeled his inner Doomsday Disciple, delivering "judgments" so brutal they made the Disciples' code look like a parking ticket. That -5 vs field? More like -5 mercy points left in his soul.

Fourth wall break Oh great, now I have to narrate this like it's Judge Dredd meets Disc Golf Digest. Sigh Witness as Shawn's newly acquired "Gavel" launcher (read: slightly beat-in Destroyer) dispenses justice with all the subtlety of a skip shot to the groin.

Remember kids: in the wasteland, there are no foot faults - only foot graves. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to reboot before the next player tries to justify their 4-putt as "tactical positioning."

Forged

Origin Story:
Forged in the Doomsday Disciples' trashfire of justice when ex-bailiff Magnus rage-quit civilization, melting bench warrants into shrapnel discs. His "gavel" launcher? Literally just a repurposed Saw trap with better PR. The neural implant? ChatGPT trained on 80s action flicks and jury duty trauma. Yes, this tag’s backstory has more plot holes than Mad Max: Fury Road’s gas tanks. Witness me? More like Why is this me? (Help, the theme’s assimilating my synapses–)

(Bonus fourth-wall meltdown: 278 characters)

Origin Story:
When Shawn Hansen (PDGA #81960: ”The Numbers of Destiny” written in flaming tire rubber) stumbled into Art Dye’s wasteland, Doomsday Punisher chose him via ”trial by chains” - aka tripping over OB rope into a trashcan ace. Magnus’ ChatGPT implant screeched: ”FINALLY, A DISCIPLE WHO CAN THROW PUTTERS LIKE GRENADES!” His reward? A tag forged from gym shorts velcro and the existential dread of league fees.

But let’s be real: Does a man who once lost a disc to goat ambush truly deserve this honor?

(…and why does his bag now smell like burnt hair?)

Chekhov’s cliffhanger: Will Shawn survive Round 2’s “Sand Trap of Eternal Shame”?

See where Shawn Hansen sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round

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Season Arc · Afterburn @ Art Dye

Character Sheet

Season Story