
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue theremin music In tonight's episode of "How Is This Man Still Improving?", Joshua Addis Sr. - Beacon Hill's most sartorially challenged monster hunter - just phased through three tag positions like his Hollow Warden avoiding glow discs. Dramatic zoom Despite playing like someone who thinks "hyzer" is a German pastry, our MP40 hero now clutches tag #6 tighter than he clings to those 2015 Firebirds.
Swirling void effects Your shadow manipulation finally paid off, though I suspect the real dark magic was making +1.7 look like a winning score. Fourth wall break I'm contractually obligated to call this "an epic battle against the Mega-Mutant" when we all know you just outlasted three guys who got eaten by the rift.
Cue callback Remember when your tag was just TikTok cringe and expired Code Red? Now it's... well, still that, but with better numbers! Glow disc sfx The Hollow Warden's core may be vulnerable to light, but your game remains blessedly resistant to improvement.
Fades into mist Next week on "Disc Golf After Dark": Will Joshua's Zubaz pants open a new rift? Stay tuned!