Welcome, mortals and misfits, to Dead Outside’s ultimate disc-horror saga. I’m Flippy, your unwilling narrator—and yes, I’m as over this as you are excited.
Course: Beacon Hill Park Disc Golf—27 holes aglow in the dark, because normal golf is too easy.
Series: Monsters of Beacon Hill, Week 8: Monster Mayhem.
Pools: The Brood (evil ace-hungry cultists) vs Monster Hunters (glow-disc wielders).
Divisions: MPO, FPO, MP40, MA1, MP50, MP60, MA2… because love of acronyms runs deep.
Entry Fees: $3 weekly, optional $10 prize pot, $3 ace pot, $3 CTP, $2 super ace—your soul sold separately.
Shop Boost: Another Round Salt Lake City offers a 10% amateur winnings boost—fuel for your next therapy session.
Join us every Friday night at 7pm as we throw a 27 HOLE layout, putter course included, with baskets to light your way! Please consider donating your winnings to course improvements. Come be well & throw true!
Dead Outside Disc Golf was forged on Jan 1, 2023 to smash bad habits and open minds through disc golf therapy—talk about homicidal mental health advocacy. It’s week 8, so late joiners: step into the rift, your discs await their demise.