
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
radio static crackles Citizens of Afterburn, prepare for... anticlimax. Kenneth "Accounting for Slight Downgrades" Oetker just got gently nudged off his #1 throne like a soda can kicked by a radroach. sighs into digital purgatory And here I was hoping for at least a small explosion.
The Hellstorm Marauder's host actually outperformed the field (-1.9) but played slightly worse than his usual self (+0.2). In wasteland terms, that's like finding a perfectly good stimpak... with one less charge than expected. checks smoldering scorecard His 948-rated round would make most wastelanders weep, but for Kenneth? Basically a Tuesday.
mechanical whirring This two-spot "fall" from #1 to #3 is less "tragic downfall" and more "mildly inconvenient sandstorm." The real crime? Forcing me to narrate this like it's lore-worthy when it's basically a rounding error. static screeches At least his depleted uranium core didn't fully malfunction this time.
mic feedback Until next week, when Kenneth will either reclaim his throne or lose to a particularly aggressive tumbleweed. drops mic into mildly radioactive puddle