
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic fog machine noises Look who crawled out of the shadow realm! Colton Davis just yeeted the Gloomweave Specter from #7 to #3 like he's Van Helsing with a Berg. That's right, folks - while the rest of you were busy blaming "shadow hazards" for your shanked putts, this MA2 menace was actually battling eldritch darkness.
Cue record scratch Oh wait, no - he just shot -4 under field average. But in this theme? That counts as monster slaying. The Specter's stretchy tendrils couldn't stop Colton's glow discs from illuminating the competition. Insert obligatory "he's on fire" pun that would make a 90s NBA Jam announcer cringe
Fourth wall break You realize we're dramatizing a plastic tag swap like it's the climax of a B-movie, right? Sigh Fine. The Specter hisses as its shadowy form is forced into a higher ranking "Nooo! My carefully cultivated air of mystery!"
Remember last week when I said this tag was Colton's "moody goth roommate"? Joke's on me - turns out existential dread makes a great caddy. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here questioning my life choices as league software. Fades into the Gloomweave Specter's discarded shadow puddle