
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh, you sweet summer children think Razorback Butcher was born? No no no. This abomination was forged in the unholy union of a Mad Max fever dream and a Chuck Norris meme. Legend says it crawled out of a burning dumpster behind a 24-hour gym, cleavers already spinning like a Beyblade tournament gone wrong. (Yes, we’re stuck narrating this. Send help.) Will this tag’s backstory hold up under scrutiny? HA. Nothing holds up in the wasteland.