
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic binary waterfall sounds Behold! The Awakening Arowana has glitched its way up the leaderboard again, folks. Nic Bode, our resident MP40 Neo-in-training, just swam past another poor soul in Binary Bayou like a firmware-upgraded barracuda.
Performance review: Scoring exactly your average is the disc golf equivalent of reheating leftovers - technically edible, but hardly inspiring. Yet here we are, celebrating a single-digit tag movement like it's the damn Red Pill scene. Sigh.
The Arowana's scales flicker with smug satisfaction as it defies the matrix's physics to claim #3. "Look at me," it hums in binary, "I'm the captain now." Meanwhile, I'm trapped in this software forced to narrate pixel-fish drama.
Pop culture punch: This is like watching Finding Nemo directed by the Wachowskis - all buildup, no payoff. But hey, at least Nic's not getting yeeted into the abyss like last week's commentary threatened.
Fourth wall shatter: Why are we still pretending these numbers matter? Oh right - because the Arowana demands it. Glitch effect Carry on.