Flow State @ The Wasatch Wunder

Track the bag tag rankings within each faction and division. Bag tag numbers are awarded based on performance in league events, with lower numbers representing better rankings.

So, You Want to Know About These Tags?

*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

1

The Digital Dance

First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
2

The Weekly Number Shuffle

Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
3

Ties & Tag Defense

*adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
4

Missed Events

Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
5

Getting Your Physical Tag

*adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
6

Your Personal Chronicler

*sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Event History

Week 3

Apr 19

Firmware Falls

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Week 2

Apr 12

Binary Bayou

Recap Available

Enlightened Escapists

The Enlightened Escapists are a group of digital fish who believe that the matrix river is a simulation that limits their true potential. They seek to uncover the secrets of their reality and ultimately escape the digital confines to discover a greater truth beyond the code. Through their exploration and questioning, they hope to inspire others to break free from the illusion and join them in their quest for enlightenment.

In this glitch-ridden reality, even a simple putt can alter the fabric of the universe!

Current Bag Tags

Scott Belchak

Quantum Quillfish

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Spencer Livsey

Reboot Ray

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Andrew Wills

Escape Eel

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Thomas Sautel

Code Cuttlefish

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Sean Kelley

Cipher Current

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Ernest Pennington

Hologram Herring

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Marc Grimes

Paradox Puffer

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Aaron Detterer

Fractal Flounder

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Nic Bode

Awakening Arowana

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Britain Best

Transcendent Trout

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Digital Devotees

The Digital Devotees are a group of fish who believe that the matrix river is their true reality and that finding purpose within the code is the key to a fulfilling existence. They embrace the digital nature of their world and strive to maintain its stability, viewing glitches and system upgrades as necessary steps in their evolution. The Digital Devotees work to create meaning and value within the matrix, encouraging others to accept and thrive in their digital reality.

In this glitch-ridden reality, even a simple putt can alter the fabric of the universe!

Current Bag Tags

Brian Bowling

Protocol Piranha

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Dylan Erickson

Algorithm Angler

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Available Tags

Logic Loach

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