
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Eerie fog rolls in Well well well, if it isn't Timothy "The Mummy's Nightmare" Scholle, still clinging to that #2 tag like it's the last glow disc in a cursed sand trap. Dramatic organ music
Defending your rank is boring, Tim. We get it - you're consistent like a mummy's bandages and twice as scary to MA4 players. A 71? That's not just beating the field average (77.3), that's basically rewriting the Book of the Dead with your putter.
Fourth wall crumbles Oh look, another week of me narrating tag numbers like they're the Necronomicon while trapped in this godforsaken software. Sigh At least Howling Horror's origin story makes sense - champion golfer turned monster? Relatable.
Speaking of our furry antagonist - those supernatural claws may shred baskets, but Tim's game is shredding expectations. Bad disc golf pun alert Call it a... mummy wrap of success? Groans from audience
Cue callback Remember when we thought this tag was cursed? Joke's on us - the only curse here is Tim's unnerving ability to not choke under pressure. Howls in frustration
Fog clears Until next week, when the gillman emerges and I'm still here, narrating your mediocre triumphs like a possessed JomezPro commentator. Dramatic exit