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Ethan Walker
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Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside

Mar 03 - Apr 21, 2025
Averaged a 996 rating
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#3 Kappa Custodian
Ethan Walker

Ethan Walker

PDGA Rating 0
Division MPO
Events Played 5
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

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    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
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    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
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    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Kappa Custodian

Origin Story

When Rowan Oakwood discovered Apex Hunters were targeting Sasquatch near waterways, they sought ancient protection techniques from Japan. A Guardian who had studied with Kappa protectors returned with specialized knowledge, becoming the first Kappa Custodian. They adapted these aquatic defense methods to Pacific Northwest rivers, creating a new line of protection against water-based intrusions.

Properties

The Kappa Custodian possesses enhanced aquatic abilities including water breathing and rapid swimming. Their hands bear faint webbing between fingers for powerful strokes, and their skin secretes a protective mucus layer when submerged. Most remarkably, they can create whirlpools and manipulate water flow to misdirect intruders, though they must maintain the water-filled depression atop their head to retain these powers.

Role

The Kappa Custodian patrols forest waterways to prevent Apex Hunter incursions, using aquatic misdirection techniques to protect Sasquatch drinking sites and river crossings. They serve as both protector and educator, teaching younger Guardians ancient water spirit lore and defense strategies.

Tag Details

Pool Wildwood Guardians
Wildwood Guardians

Wildwood Guardians

The Wildwood Guardians are a secretive order sworn to protect the ancient forests of the Pacific Northwest and the creatures that inhabit them, including Sasquatch. They believe that Sasquatch plays a crucial role in maintaining the balance of nature and that its existence must be kept hidden from the world to preserve the sanctity of the wilderness.

Well, butter my biscuits and call me Sasquatch Sally!
Rowan Oakwood Raven Blackwood

Faction Leader

Rowan Oakwood

Rowan Oakwood is the enigmatic Grand Sentinel of the Wildwood Guardians. Born into a long line of Guardians, Rowan has spent their life learning the secrets of the forest and the ways of Sasquatch. They are a master tracker and an expert in ancient forest lore.

Members

119

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Ethan Walker
Ethan Walker
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Origin Story