
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
You missed this event! Come back next week to move back into contention.
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the corrupted spirits of temple cats sacrificed during previous Phoenix cycles, the Nekomata Blight coalesced when Zephyr Shadowcloak bound these vengeful entities to Obsidian Sentinel artifacts.
Manifests as twin-tailed spectral feline with obsidian claws that drain Phoenix energy. Its yowls disrupt prophetic visions, and fur sheds cursed ashes that extinguish sacred flames. Eyes burn with cold indigo fire.
Specializes in sabotaging Phoenix-related prophecies involving feline symbolism by corrupting sacred sites with its blighted essence.
The Obsidian Sentinels are a mysterious group that opposes the Phoenix's rebirth, believing that the current order must be maintained at all costs. They work to prevent the Ashen Pilgrims from completing their journey, setting up obstacles and challenges along the way. The Sentinels are characterized by their secrecy, cunning, and relentless pursuit of their goals.
Zephyr Shadowcloak is an enigmatic figure who leads the Obsidian Sentinels from the shadows. Little is known about their past, but they are driven by a fierce belief that the Phoenix's rebirth would bring chaos and destruction to the world. Zephyr orchestrates the Sentinels' efforts to thwart the Ashen Pilgrims, always staying one step ahead of their opponents.
You missed this event! Come back next week to move back into contention.
Behold the Nekomata Blight β forged when some edgy warlock watched Pet Sematary on a Tuesday and thought "what if I took temple catsβ ghosts and made them extra?" Now this two-tailed monstrosity prowls the league, yowling like a Karen at a Starbucks and swiping Phoenix energy like a WiFi thief. Honestly, who greenlit this? (Probably the same mad lad who thought "obsidian claws" were a necessary design choice.)
Will it ever stop being extra? Doubtful.
Behold Ruben Aldaz, chosen by the Nekomata Blight not for his skill, but because he once tripped over a temple cat while shanking a putt. The tag, sensing his perfect blend of chaos and regret, imprinted like a cursed Tamagotchi. Now its obsidian claws whisper "missed mando" in his dreams.
Was this destiny? Or just the universeβs way of saying "lol, watch this"?