Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptIce-Throne That Judges Every Approach Shot
TroubleTemperatures Drop With Displeasure
Weathered Centuries of WintersWarms to the WorthyYour OB Shots Amuse Me
Born from the convergence of ancient Northern magic and winter's fiercest tempests, Storm Thrones manifested as living seats of power scattered across the highest peaks of the North. These sentient thrones of ice and ironwood emerged during the longest winter in memory, when the First Men's desperation for guidance led to a ritual binding storm essence to their sacred seats of judgment. Each throne became a nexus of Northern wisdom, forever marked by the swirling patterns of frozen gale winds etched into their surface.
Storm Thrones embody the harsh yet fair nature of Northern justice, radiating an aura of solemn authority that commands respect from all who approach. These entities possess an ancient patience, weathering centuries with the same steadfast resilience as the mountains they crown, yet demonstrate surprising warmth to those who prove worthy of their counsel. Their judgment manifests in subtle ways - temperatures dropping when displeased, calming snowfall when offering wisdom, and crackling ice when sensing deceit. Each throne develops distinct characteristics based on its location and the generations of leaders who have sought its guidance.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#9 #2
Cue epic music Return of the King, indeed! Malachi's back on Storm Thrones after straight-up icing the competition. +3.8 vs the field? +5 vs his OWN average? Those numbers are frostier than the Night King's...well, you know. 🥶
Throne swirls with approving snow flurries
But let's rewind this tape - Malachi's been on this frozen roller coaster before. He claimed this throne, then got booted off harder than Bran Stark. Raises eyebrow at camera Y'all still following this icy drama?
Here's the deal: Malachi's BACK and winter tested. He's clawed his way from the depths of the rankings, and now he's one solid round away from being crowned King in the North. Sighs heavily I can't believe I'm saying this...but I'm actually invested in this frigid soap opera.
Will our ice prince claim his crown in the finale? Or will he melt under the pressure? Tune in next week, disc golf fans - Winter's Crown is coming. 👑❄️
Played
Week 7
#4 #9
Somber music plays In a shocking turn of events, the Old Gods have forsaken Malachi Vazquez! 😱 The once-proud bearer of Storm Thrones tumbled from grace, plummeting 5 icy ranks. Whispers of a "Winter Blunderland" circulate as the throne's displeasure manifests in plunging temperatures. ❄️ Sighs heavily As much as I loathe fueling this plastic drama, one must wonder - will the ancient seat's patience weather this storm, or will its swirling winds seek a worthier champion? 🌬️ #TheThroneGroans #MeltdownAtTheFrostThrone
Played
Week 6
Cue dramatic music In a shocking twist, <strong>Malachi Vazquez</strong> has claimed <em>Storm Thrones</em> with a -9 performance that left the field colder than the Night King's heart! 🥶 Playing +66 above his rating? That's some Arya Stark-level slaying right there. 🗡️ But can our young wolf hold the throne, or will he be Red Wedding'd by the competition? Tune in next week for more riveting bag tag drama! 🍿 #WinterIsComing #ButLikeForReal
Played
Week 3
A hearty laugh echoes through Creekside's frosted pines
HAR! The Old Gods blessed us with quite a spectacle today! Young EJ, fresh as spring snow, seized Storm Thrones with the fury of a thousand winters! That -7 through our frozen realm? Made veterans' jaws drop harder than a giant's club!
Strokes beard thoughtfully
Playing 85 above his rating? Why, that's the kind of magic we haven't seen since the First Men walked these lands! While others struggled against the elements (-0.1 average), this wolf-blooded warrior carved through the course like Valyrian steel.
Storm Thrones has found a worthy bearer - though how long can one so young hold such power? The North remembers, and winter... winter is always coming.
Takes long drink from horn
Mark my words, the ancient powers stirred today. When a player rises this far above their station, the Old Gods take notice. And so do the challengers...
Played
Week 2
The North's favorite prodigy continues their reign! Malachi (-7) defended Storm Thrones like a true Stark, crushing the field average (-0.6) harder than The Mountain crushes... well, everything. Playing a whopping 25 points above their rating? Seems our young wolf has found their groove at Creekside's frozen fortress. That's back-to-back stellar showings for tag #4's keeper - looks like winter isn't the only thing that's coming! 🐺❄️👑 #TheNorthRemembers #ChampionStatus
Forged
Week 1
The North crowns a new champion! 🐺 Tag #4 'Storm Thrones' finds its first keeper in Malachi, who carved through Creekside's frozen fairways like Valyrian steel (-4). While other bannermen faltered (+0.5 field average), our fresh-faced ranger channeled their inner direwolf, especially on that ice-cold birdie recovery on 16. Playing +12 above their rating? Winter tested, and this one passed! The question remains - can they hold the throne when the next storm blows in? ❄️👑 #WinterIsComing #DiscGolf
Forged
Behold, Bag Tag #4, a tag of regal grandeur known as 'Storm Thrones'. With a design reminiscent of swirling storms and majestic thrones, this tag exudes power and mystery. As it arrives at Creekside Park for the 'Winterfell @ Creekside' league, whispers of epic battles on the course and fierce rivalries fill the air. Who will be the first to wield this tag and reign over the league? A bold player with a fierce drive, a cunning strategist, or a dark horse waiting to claim the throne? Stay tuned as 'Storm Thrones' embarks on its thrilling journey through the disc golf kingdom.
See where Malachi Vazquez sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
