
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue epic music Return of the King, indeed! Malachi's back on Storm Thrones after straight-up icing the competition. +3.8 vs the field? +5 vs his OWN average? Those numbers are frostier than the Night King's...well, you know. 🥶
Throne swirls with approving snow flurries
But let's rewind this tape - Malachi's been on this frozen roller coaster before. He claimed this throne, then got booted off harder than Bran Stark. Raises eyebrow at camera Y'all still following this icy drama?
Here's the deal: Malachi's BACK and winter tested. He's clawed his way from the depths of the rankings, and now he's one solid round away from being crowned King in the North. Sighs heavily I can't believe I'm saying this...but I'm actually invested in this frigid soap opera.
Will our ice prince claim his crown in the finale? Or will he melt under the pressure? Tune in next week, disc golf fans - Winter's Crown is coming. 👑❄️