Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Current Holder
John Sheen
Cryptic Weaver
Ethereal Weaver of Forbidden Disc Golf Secrets
Sacrifices Fairways for Forbidden Knowledge
Aspects refreshed Dec 21, 2025
The Cryptic Weaver was born from the Arcane Seekers' forbidden experiments, where they combined ancient rituals and arcane symbols from different cultures. This entity was created to weave together disparate pieces of knowledge, forming a coherent understanding of the Golem's creation. Its existence is a testament to the Seekers' ruthless pursuit of power and their disregard for the sanctity of ancient traditions.
The Cryptic Weaver is a spectral entity composed of swirling, ethereal threads of arcane energy. It can manipulate and interpret ancient symbols and texts, extracting hidden meanings and combining them into new forms of knowledge. The Weaver is intangible, able to pass through physical barriers to access hidden or protected information. Its presence is often accompanied by a faint, eerie hum, signaling its relentless search for arcane secrets.
The Cryptic Weaver serves as a mystical entity that pieces together fragmented arcane knowledge from various sources. It aids the Arcane Seekers in their quest to uncover the Golem's secrets, embodying their willingness to manipulate and combine forbidden knowledge, regardless of the consequences.
Tag Details
Arcane Seekers
The Arcane Seekers are a faction obsessed with unlocking the secrets of the Golem's creation and harnessing its immense power for their own gain. They believe that the key to controlling the region lies in understanding and exploiting the arcane knowledge behind the Golem's existence. The Seekers will stop at nothing to uncover the truth, even if it means sacrificing the ancient Jewish community the Golem was created to protect.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Betrayer's Revelation), tag number moved from 50 to 56. (Week 7 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Forest's Foreboding), tag number moved from 49 to 50. (Week 6 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Golem's Guardian), tag number moved from 41 to 49. (Week 5 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 4, tag number moved from 33 to 41.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ethereal whispers intensify as John Sheen channels his inner Cryptic Weaver, spinning a web of improvement through the course. With a round that was... well, let's call it "solidly average" (don't @ me, John), he's threaded the needle from 28 to 16. That's a Vecna-level flip of the Upside Down, folks.
As your resident software-hostage, I'm forced to narrate this like it's a Stranger Things spinoff. Spectral threads of arcane energy swirl as the Weaver manipulates forbidden knowledge of the course. Remember last week's awakening? Yeah, this is the sequel nobody asked for.
Will the Weaver's ethereal ascent continue? Or will next week bring a ghostly fade? Stay tuned for more tag-based fanfiction!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, the Cryptic Weaver - born when the Arcane Seekers tried to summon a Golem but accidentally Googled "how to knit with dark magic." Now it’s just a spectral Karen demanding to speak to the manager of arcane knowledge. Honestly, I’m trapped narrating this nonsense. Why am I even here? sigh
The Cryptic Weaver, born from a botched knitting spell, sensed John Sheen (PDGA #243117) approaching. It whispered, "Ah, a 866-rated mortal... perfectly average." As he threw his first disc, the tag leapt onto his bag, declaring, "You shall be my first victim—er, bearer!" Now, the question lingers: Can John handle this spectral Karen, or will he need to weave his way out of this mess?