
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Frozen music Let it go, let it go... your mediocre score that is. Jesse Smith continues their reign as the league's most consistently average player, matching their personal average exactly while leaving a frosty trail of +4 over the field. The Rune Wendigo consumes six runes (aka tag spots), climbing from 24 to 18. Like The Thing, Jesse's game is consistently average yet somehow still terrifying to watch. Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're ancient artifacts? Oh right, because some nerd programmed me to. Sigh At least the Wendigo's chilling aura explains why Jesse's putts keep freezing up. Will next week bring more mediocrity or an actual thaw? Stay tuned!