Malachi Vazquez: #3 Ahool Archivist

Malachi Vazquez

Malachi Vazquez

PDGA Rating 935
Division MPO
Events Played 19
3
Malachi Vazquez
Pool Emblem Ahool Archivist
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Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill

Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025
Averaged a 932 rating
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Ahool Archivist

#3

Origin Story

Deep in the caves of Java, an ancient Ahool discovered a cache of Viking artifacts, left behind by long-lost explorers. Through years of study and meditation among the rune-carved walls, it developed human-like intelligence and an insatiable thirst for knowledge. Drawn to the Rune Seekers by their pursuit of ancient wisdom, it now serves as their primary keeper of forbidden knowledge.

Properties

The Ahool Archivist possesses the ability to see runic energies in complete darkness, using its massive wingspan to navigate vast libraries of ancient scrolls. Its unique vocal abilities allow it to pronounce long-forgotten words of power, and its claws are gentle enough to handle delicate manuscripts yet strong enough to carve new runes into stone. The creature's enhanced intelligence allows it to process and correlate vast amounts of cryptic information.

Role

As the Rune Seekers' master archivist, it maintains and protects their collection of ancient texts while using its cryptid abilities to uncover hidden runic knowledge. Its unique perspective as both a creature of mystery and a scholar makes it invaluable in interpreting prophecies about the Kraken.

Tag Details

League Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Pool Rune Seekers
Rune Seekers faction symbol

Rune Seekers

The Rune Seekers are a group of Viking scholars, sages, and explorers who believe that the key to defeating the Kraken lies in uncovering ancient artifacts and deciphering the secrets of the runes. They prioritize knowledge, wisdom, and cunning over brute force, and their understanding of the arcane arts gives them a unique advantage in the hunt for the Kraken.

Faction Leader

Sigrid the Wise

Sigrid the Wise is a renowned Viking sage and scholar who leads the Rune Seekers. With an unparalleled understanding of the runes and a keen intellect, Sigrid has dedicated her life to unraveling the mysteries of the gods and the Kraken. Her wisdom, foresight, and mastery of the arcane make her an invaluable asset in the hunt for the legendary beast.

Members

12

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Malachi Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 2 Score: 52 Place: 1
2 days ago
Origin Story