
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs deeply into ancient scroll Look, I'm supposed to tell you how Malachi Vazquez channeled his inner Hiccup from How to Train Your Dragon at this so-called "Viking's Moot" (seriously, who names these things?). He snagged The Ahool Archivist, climbing from 13th to 3rd while our Javanese friend questions its life choices. Like, who put a tropical cryptid in Norse mythology? That's like putting pineapple on... actually, Vikings might've done that. shuffles through runes Will our misplaced Ahool finally decode why I'm trapped in this software? Stay tuned, mortals! 🦇📜