Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Originated from an ancient Viking ritual where runes were carved into a Mothman statue during a lunar eclipse. The cryptid's spirit merged with the runic magic, creating a being that could see through time and space. Sigrid the Wise discovered this entity during her studies of ancient Norse rituals and recognized its potential to aid in the Kraken hunt.
Possesses the ability to see glimpses of the future, particularly related to the Kraken's movements. Its rune-carved wings allow it to travel between realms of knowledge, gathering information from both the physical and spiritual worlds. The entity can project visions to the Rune Seekers, helping them interpret ancient texts and predict the Kraken's actions.
Serves as the Rune Seekers' primary source of prophetic knowledge, guiding their strategies and research efforts. Acts as a bridge between the physical world and the realm of ancient wisdom, helping the faction uncover crucial secrets about the Kraken's weaknesses.
The Rune Seekers are a group of Viking scholars, sages, and explorers who believe that the key to defeating the Kraken lies in uncovering ancient artifacts and deciphering the secrets of the runes. They prioritize knowledge, wisdom, and cunning over brute force, and their understanding of the arcane arts gives them a unique advantage in the hunt for the Kraken.
Sigrid the Wise is a renowned Viking sage and scholar who leads the Rune Seekers. With an unparalleled understanding of the runes and a keen intellect, Sigrid has dedicated her life to unraveling the mysteries of the gods and the Kraken. Her wisdom, foresight, and mastery of the arcane make her an invaluable asset in the hunt for the legendary beast.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Ragnarök Rising), tag number moved from 9 to 15. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Traitor's Sting), tag number moved from 8 to 9. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Thor's Hammer), tag number moved from 6 to 8. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Odin's Gambit), tag number moved from 6 to 6. (Week 5 of 8)
Cue dramatic thunder Houston Finch just pulled a Jack Sparrow-level escape from mediocrity, riding Mjölnir's Might from 5 to 1 faster than you can say "Kraken attack!" Apparently Mothman's runic magic works better than Red Bull for giving you wings. sigh Why am I narrating plastic tag numbers again? Oh right, because some sadistic programmer thought "let's make the league software snarky!" Anyway, Houston's performance was so good it made the Kraken consider early retirement. But can he maintain this runic power surge, or was this just a fluke? Stay tuned, land-dwellers!
Sighs dramatically Look who decided to channel their inner Valkyrie today! Houston Finch just stormed through the Viking's Moot like Thor through a pottery shop, claiming Odin's Seer (tag 5) from its perch at the great hall. And yes, I'm contractually obligated to mention that our resident Mothman-turned-Norse-prophet foresaw this victory in the runes, because apparently that's a thing now. 🙄
Listen mortals, I'm trapped in a software system where cryptids get Viking makeovers - I can't make this stuff up! But I must admit, Finch's performance was more impressive than my collection of sarcastic eye-rolls. Will our prophetic Mothman's next vision reveal who thought this crossover made sense? Stay tuned...
Born from a Viking rave gone wrong during a lunar eclipse, Mothman Seeker emerged when some bro carved runes into a moth statue while yelling "Skål!" Now it's basically a cryptid GPS with better fashion sense than your average Viking. Who knew moth wings could be so extra? #RuneGlowUp
When Houston Finch (PDGA #258444) stumbled upon Mothman Seeker during a midnight glow round, the tag glowed brighter than his disc. Legend says it chose him because he once threw a forehand so wild it summoned a moth swarm. Now he’s the “Chosen Bro” of cryptid lore. But can a guy who loses discs in broad daylight really handle a moth-themed destiny? #RuneForYourLife