
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Look who slithered up the ranks! Kaleb Alldridge just transformed The Basilisk Negator from #13 to #4, petrifying opponents with cold-blooded precision. Flicks through script with visible disdain Apparently, this reptilian menace "harbors an instinctual hatred for the Phoenix's renewal process." Don't we all, honey. Don't we all.
Listen, I'm trapped in a software system where a LIZARD has more character development than me. But I digress... Kaleb turned the sacred site into his personal Chamber of Secrets, neutralizing Phoenix energy with the efficiency of a Medusa on deadline day. Will his stone-cold domination continue, or will someone clip this snake's fangs next week? I'm legally obligated to care.