Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Porter Johnson
Primordial Weave
The Living Fabric of Cryptid Reality
Tangled in Everyone's Business
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
The Primordial Weave is the result of a cosmic event that occurred at the dawn of time, when the boundaries between the known and unknown worlds were first drawn. It is the living embodiment of the cryptid realm's connection to the fabric of reality itself.
The Primordial Weave appears as a shimmering, translucent web of glowing threads that stretch endlessly in all directions. Each thread pulses faintly with the essence of the cryptids it connects, creating a mesmerizing tapestry of light and shadow. It emits a low, resonant hum that can be felt rather than heard, and it can stretch infinitely, connecting cryptids across vast distances.
The Primordial Weave is the unseen hand that connects all cryptids, serving as the bridge between their world and ours, and maintaining the delicate balance between the two.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Porter Johnson, currently 34th in the Cryptid Series despite having the cosmic cheat code that is Primordial Weave. This week, his Plateau Pukwudgie tag tried to parent the Weave by whispering "just phase through the bad throws, bro" - which explains that +9 at Sunburst Sojourn. The Weave, meanwhile, vibrates at frequencies that scream "I birthed a rock gremlin."
Sigh Yes, we've reached the "mythical childcare" phase of tag lore. The Pukwudgie's out here leaving muddy footprints on reality's tapestry while the Weave contemplates dissolving into the void.
But hey! Porter birdied Hole 8, proving even cosmic entities enjoy the occasional participation trophy. Will the Weave finally manifest a "get good" tutorial, or are we destined for another season of interdimensional parenting fails?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the primordial ooze of disc golf's Big Bang, Primordial Weave emerged when a Sasquatch tripped over a Yeti's footprint, creating a cosmic chain reaction. Like the Marvel multiverse, but with more tree love. Now it hums, connecting cryptids like a supernatural group chat. Why? Because apparently, even mythical creatures need drama.
When Porter Johnson (PDGA #247460) stumbled upon Primordial Weave, it wasn’t in a mystical forest but behind a gas station dumpster. The tag, vibrating with cryptid energy, chose him after he accidentally hit a raccoon with a forehand. Coincidence? Or destiny? The raccoon, now a cryptid itself, watches from the shadows. Is Porter truly worthy, or just the first sucker to throw near a trash panda?