
Porter Johnson
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win rate60.0%
cash rate5
events906.6
ratingLeague Bag Tags




The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms


The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye
Series Bag Tags


Cryptid Series
Round History
GIMME TWO: A BYOP Traveling Doubles League Week 2: Mando Meltdown
Saturday, May 31, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
Distance (ft) | 398 | 334 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 244 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5493 |
Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
Pool Avg | 2.85 | 3.30 | 3.24 | 2.73 | 2.82 | 3.18 | 3.30 | 3.09 | 2.70 | 2.85 | 3.06 | 2.94 | 2.88 | 2.73 | 3.00 | 2.64 | 2.97 | 3.09 | 53.37 |
Score | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 53 |
+/– Par | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 |
AI Round Recap
Kiss my ace seized the MA1 lead early at Mando Meltdown! 🕶️📈 After a tactical bogey on hole 4 dropped them from the top, agents Porter Johnson deployed BestThrow precision to battle back into podium position by hole 8. 🤝⚖️ Their locked-partnership synergy delivered quantum-level resilience, securing 2nd place at -1! 🥈 Chief Axel Chrome authorization: "AGENTS—BEHOLD THE MOST TACTICAL COMEBACK IN RECREATIONAL HISTORY! THIS PODIUM FINISH ECHOES THROUGH AGENCY ANNALS!" 🥏
GIMME TWO: A BYOP Traveling Doubles League Week 1: Case Commence
Saturday, May 24, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
Distance (ft) | 212 | 309 | 306 | 239 | 395 | 626 | 343 | 374 | 227 | 293 | 312 | 198 | 326 | 380 | 200 | 276 | 204 | 315 | 5535 |
Pool Avg | 2.33 | 2.89 | 2.61 | 2.39 | 2.67 | 3.50 | 2.83 | 2.67 | 2.94 | 2.94 | 2.78 | 2.33 | 2.67 | 2.72 | 2.67 | 2.56 | 2.94 | 2.89 | 49.33 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 48 |
+/– Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -7 |
AI Round Recap
Kiss my ace delivered quantum-level execution at their Case Commence mission! 🕶️🏆 Agent Porter Johnson achieved flawless operational status: ZERO bogey breaches and a new personal record (-7) through tactical BestThrow selections. 📈 Three separate lead interceptions (Holes 1/9/14) kept rival squads scrambling, culminating in a podium-ranked finish. ✨ This locked partnership demonstrated peak agency coordination - no backup required! 🥏⛓️ Chief Chrome declares: "THAT'S HOW YOU COMMENCE A CASE WITH CHROME-PLATED PRECISION!"
The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms Week 2: Sunburst Sojourn
Wednesday, March 12, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 59 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 404 | 162 | 559 | 589 | 375 | 280 | 294 | 346 | 293 | 420 | 613 | 255 | 472 | 294 | 482 | 7064 |
Target | A | C | B | B | B | C | B | B | B | C | A | D | E | E | A | A | C | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.07 | 4.30 | 4.00 | 3.04 | 3.37 | 3.22 | 5.19 | 3.30 | 3.41 | 3.26 | 3.04 | 3.44 | 4.11 | 4.81 | 3.48 | 5.04 | 4.30 | 4.63 | 69.01 |
Score | 5 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 71 |
+/– Par | + 2 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | + 3 | + 1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | + 2 | + 1 | + 2 | + 2 | +13 |
AI Round Recap
Under the watchful gaze of the cosmos, Porter Johnson navigated the Sunburst Sojourn with the resilience of a star weathering a solar storm. 🌬️ Battling 17 mph winds and cool skies, he summoned the spirit of the Thunderbird to soar back from adversity, carding three bounce-back birdies on holes 2, 4, and 9. His +13 (880-rated) round, while below the field's 964 average, glimmers with promise—a celestial spark in the 9th-place constellation of his division. The winds may have tested him, but Porter proved he can rise, like a phoenix, from the ashes of a tough start. 🌟