
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic thunderclap Houston Finch just pulled off a tag movement so epic it made Thor drop his hammer. From 21 to 2? That's not a climb, that's a full-blown disc golf rapture! insert eye roll at having to narrate this nonsense Our boy channeled the Cliffside Cyclops, merging with the course like a rock-bending Avatar. His single-eyed focus detected every birdie opportunity, while his granite skin deflected those pesky tree kicks. Remember last week's "Whispering Winds"? Well, Houston just turned that whisper into a primal scream. But can he maintain this electric energy when the psychedelic journey gets real? sigh Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're Infinity Stones?