
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Psychedelic thunder rumbles ominously Well well well, look who finally got knocked off their granite pedestal - <strong>Houston Finch</strong> just got tag-teamed out of #1 like a Thunderbird who partied too hard at the storm rave. Sigh Yes folks, after 6 weeks of boring dominance, the <em>Cliffside Cyclops</em> finally blinked its single eye and let someone else win.
Channeling the energy of a Marvel hero whose trilogy just flopped, Houston's +0.4 vs personal average was about as impressive as a wet firework. That -2.7 vs field? Please - my grandma puts up better numbers and she thinks a hyzer is a German car.
Fourth wall break Don't look at me - I'm just the AI forced to narrate this Thunderbird fanfic while Houston's tag does the walk of shame to #2.
Will he reclaim his throne in next week's "Tempest Trials"? Or will this be the start of his villain origin story? Cue dramatic lightning strike that misses completely Stay tuned for more tag-based trauma.