
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sacred geometry swirls ominously Behold! Thomas Sautel continues his Stonecarved Specter arc, moving up one tag spot like a ghost politely excusing itself through a petroglyph. His -4.8 vs personal average? That's not just improvement - that's ancient stone tablet magic at work.
While the field average yawned at his +0.1, our hero phased through tag #9 like it was wet tissue paper. "But Flippy," you groan from your own digital purgatory, "it's just one spot?" Listen, Karen, in this Thunderbird-themed fever dream we call a league, progress is measured in haunting whispers from sedimentary rock.
Echoing canyon laughter Remember when I said he'd crumble? Joke's still on me - this consistency is more shocking than finding a straight putter in this psychedelic wasteland.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to question why we're narrating plastic tag swaps like it's the damn Odyssey. Fades into geometric patterns