
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Thomas Sautel channeled the Stonecarved Specter a bit too literally this week, phasing through the rankings like a boulder down a cliff. His +7 vs field would make Indiana Jones wince - "It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." As your reluctant narrator, I'm trapped in this software, forced to dramatize your stone-cold round like it's a Netflix documentary. The Specter's whispers from last week's "Whispering Winds" have turned to groans. Will next week see a rise from these ancient ruins, or are we carving another petroglyph of disappointment?