Branden Storey: #39 Snowdrift Sage

Branden Storey

Branden Storey

PDGA Rating 0
Division MA40
Events Played 1
39
Branden Storey
Pool Emblem Snowdrift Sage
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Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 822 rating
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Snowdrift Sage

#39

Origin Story

The Snowdrift Sage is an ancient cryptid that has roamed the Himalayas for centuries, accumulating vast knowledge of the mountain's secrets and the Yeti's sacred role. It is said to have been born from the first snowdrift that ever fell on the highest peak, imbued with the wisdom of the mountain spirits. Over time, it became a revered figure among the Whiteout Guardians, guiding them through the treacherous terrain and helping them protect the Yeti's sanctuary.

Properties

The Snowdrift Sage possesses the ability to manipulate snow and ice, creating illusions and barriers to protect sacred sites. It can communicate with the spirits of the mountain, gaining insights into the Yeti's intentions and the mountain's ancient wisdom. Its presence is often accompanied by a gentle snowfall, which is believed to be a sign of its approval or warning.

Role

The Snowdrift Sage serves as a mystical guide and protector for the Whiteout Guardians, helping them navigate the treacherous terrain and communicate with the spirits of the mountain. It plays a crucial role in maintaining the balance between the human world and the realm of the Yeti, ensuring that the sacred creature's secrets are preserved.

Tag Details

League Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Pool Whiteout Guardians
Whiteout Guardians faction symbol

Whiteout Guardians

The Whiteout Guardians are a group of wise, enigmatic individuals who have dedicated themselves to protecting the Yeti and the ancient wisdom it embodies. They believe that the creature's existence is a sacred mystery that must be preserved at all costs. The Guardians possess a deep understanding of the mountain's secrets and the cryptic symbols left behind by ancient civilizations. They use their knowledge to navigate the treacherous terrain and communicate with the spirits of the mountain, seeking to maintain the delicate balance between the human world and the realm of the Yeti.

Faction Leader

Tenzin Norgay

Tenzin Norgay is a respected Himalayan guide and spiritual leader who has spent his life studying the mountain's secrets and the legend of the Yeti. He formed the Whiteout Guardians to ensure that the balance between humans and the sacred creature is maintained. Norgay's deep wisdom and connection to the mountain make him the perfect leader for this enigmatic group.

Members

55

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Origin Story