
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Crunching snow sounds Oh look, our Mothman Seeker just faceplanted into another glacial crevasse of mediocrity. Flips frozen scorecard Two spots down? That's not a movement - that's rigor mortensen setting in!
Dramatic reverb From 26 to 28 - a descent so gradual even the Yeti yawned. Your glowing red eyes failed you this time, cryptid boy. +4.8 over field average? More like +4.8 reasons to invest in hand warmers.
Fourth wall break I swear to Discraft, if I have to spin another "Himalayan struggle" metaphor for a dude who played like he was putting with mittens... sigh At least the avalanche of puns keeps me warm in this frozen narrative hellscape.
Remember last week when I said "redemption arc"? Laughs in yeti Joke's on me - this is more "Titanic" than "Everest." But hey, at least you're consistent...ly inconsistent.
Wings flutter pathetically Maybe next week the Mothman will actually seek... better scores. Until then, enjoy your new view from the bottom of the food chain!