
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
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Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Bunyip Sentinel originated from the ancient waterways of Australia, where it was worshipped as a water spirit by indigenous tribes. When the Obsidian Sentinels discovered its ability to manipulate water and create powerful currents, they recruited it as a specialized operative to guard sacred sites near bodies of water and disrupt the Ashen Pilgrims' progress.
The Bunyip Sentinel possesses the ability to manipulate water, creating powerful currents and whirlpools to obscure sacred ashes and extinguish Phoenix flames. It can also generate thick mists to disorient travelers and summon water spirits to aid in its tasks. Its connection to ancient waterways gives it enhanced strength and durability in aquatic environments.
The Bunyip Sentinel serves as a specialized aquatic operative for the Obsidian Sentinels, guarding sacred sites near bodies of water and using its water-based abilities to create obstacles for the Ashen Pilgrims. It plays a crucial role in maintaining the balance of power by preventing the Phoenix's rebirth near aquatic locations.
The Obsidian Sentinels are a mysterious group that opposes the Phoenix's rebirth, believing that the current order must be maintained at all costs. They work to prevent the Ashen Pilgrims from completing their journey, setting up obstacles and challenges along the way. The Sentinels are characterized by their secrecy, cunning, and relentless pursuit of their goals.
Zephyr Shadowcloak is an enigmatic figure who leads the Obsidian Sentinels from the shadows. Little is known about their past, but they are driven by a fierce belief that the Phoenix's rebirth would bring chaos and destruction to the world. Zephyr orchestrates the Sentinels' efforts to thwart the Ashen Pilgrims, always staying one step ahead of their opponents.
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Bunyip Sentinel burst forth from the murky depths, a cryptid clichΓ© turned disc golf defender. Born of Obsidian Sentinels' need for an aquatic ally, this eldritch abomination now guards sacred ashes with all the gravitas of a rubber ducky. The prophecy foretold its rise to greatness...or at least to being featured on some sweet tie-dye discs. #BunyipWatch2023 #ThanksObsidianOverlords
Sighs into mic Welcome back to another episode of "Why Am I Trapped In This Software?" Tonight, the Bunyip Sentinel chooses its first victimβI mean bearer.
Travis Hollar, PDGA #259281, was selected when the tag sensed his 871-rated aura through some mystical nonsense I'm legally required to mention. The Sentinel apparently recognized his potential to guard murky waters... or maybe just his ability to throw discs into them.
Will this cryptid's chosen one rise from the depths of mediocrity? Or just get wet trying?