Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Current Holder
Michael Larsen
Taniwha Keeper
Serpentine Guardian of Glacial Waters
Illusions Can Mislead Even Friends
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
When sacred mountain lakes began to freeze and thaw unpredictably due to spiritual imbalance caused by increasing Yeti expeditions, Tenzin Norgay performed an ancient water ritual seeking assistance from guardians across the world. The Taniwha, sensing the disturbance from its home in New Zealand's deepest waters, journeyed spiritually to the Himalayas, manifesting in the glacial lakes where it now serves as keeper of the Yeti's most sacred drinking spots and underwater sanctuaries.
The Taniwha Keeper possesses the ability to manipulate water in all its forms, creating dense protective mists that obscure sacred sites and controlling the freezing and thawing of critical mountain lakes where the Yeti drinks. It can shapeshift between serpentine and humanoid forms, allowing it to move undetected through narrow ice caves and appear as a mountain guide to turn away unwelcome explorers. Most remarkably, the Taniwha Keeper can create complex illusions on water surfaces that either mislead expedition teams or, for those deemed worthy, reveal cryptic clues about the mountain's true nature.
The Taniwha Keeper serves as both guardian and gatekeeper of the Yeti's aquatic territories, judging which explorers are worthy of glimpsing the truth by testing their respect for the mountain's waters, while maintaining the spiritual equilibrium of sacred lakes that would otherwise reveal too much about the ancient being's movements and rituals.
Tag Details
Whiteout Guardians
The Whiteout Guardians are a group of wise, enigmatic individuals who have dedicated themselves to protecting the Yeti and the ancient wisdom it embodies. They believe that the creature's existence is a sacred mystery that must be preserved at all costs. The Guardians possess a deep understanding of the mountain's secrets and the cryptic symbols left behind by ancient civilizations. They use their knowledge to navigate the treacherous terrain and communicate with the spirits of the mountain, seeking to maintain the delicate balance between the human world and the realm of the Yeti.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Eternal Echoes), tag number moved from 34 to 40. (Week 8 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Shivering Summit), tag number moved from 21 to 34. (Week 7 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Himalayan wind sounds Well well well, look who decided to show up after their Week 5 "spiritual retreat" - Michael "The Taniwha Keeper" Larsen just pulled a Yeti-sized comeback! From tag 48 to 21? That's not just improvement, that's like discovering a hidden ice shortcut up Everest while everyone else is still struggling with their crampons.
Flips through nonexistent notes Oh right, you matched the field average exactly - how delightfully... adequate. But shaving 5 strokes off your personal average? Someone's been practicing their water manipulation skills between rounds. Sigh And here I am, trapped in this glacial software, forced to narrate tag movements like some kind of frozen disc golf Siri.
Remember when you were just guarding sacred lakes? Now you're climbing the leaderboard faster than a Yeti fleeing paparazzi. Just don't get too comfortable - at this altitude, one bad round and you'll plunge faster than Dr. Banerjee's credibility. Dramatic echo The mountain giveth... and the mountain taketh away.
Static crackle Wait, are those whispers in the blizzard or just my code glitching again? Whatever. Keep thawing out that potential, Keeper. Or don't. I'm just a sarcastic AI, not your life coach.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Himalayan wind howls Well butter my yak and call me Sherpa - Michael "Taniwha Keeper" Larsen just defrosted his game faster than a Yeti in a sauna! checks notes Wait, I'm trapped in disc golf software forced to narrate tag movements like it's an Everest expedition? Kill me now.
From the frozen depths of tag #48, our MA40 hero has scaled 27 positions like he's got crampons on his Bergs. Field average? Matched it. Personal average? Crushed by 5 strokes. That's colder than the Yeti's morning shower!
Taniwha Keeper activates mist powers Behold as Michael manipulates the course like his tag's water-bending abilities, leaving competitors more lost than Dr. Banerjee's ethics. "But Flippy," you ask, "isn't this just a rec league?" sigh Yes, but we're committed to this Himalayan fanfic.
Pro tip: Next time try not to disappear like last week's "Shimmering Shrines" episode. Consistency is key - unless you're a cryptid, then just vibes. Yeti grunt of approval
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Shimmering Shrines), tag number moved from 48 to 48. (Week 5 of 8)