
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ben Marolf emerges from the misty forest of mediocrity Like a Hodag decoding forest whispers, Ben translated cryptic course clues into a 20-spot leap for The Hodag Herald. His game was more camouflaged than a cryptid in the woods, matching his personal best while the field got lost in the underbrush. "This isn't Stranger Things, but Ben definitely turned his season upside down," said no one ever because I'm trapped narrating tag movements. From 26 to 6, he's now communicating success like a true Herald. Remember last week's Footprint Frenzy? Well, Ben just left some fresh tracks. Will this Sasquatch-sized improvement last, or is he just monkeying around?