Ben Marolf: #6 Hodag Herald

Ben Marolf

Ben Marolf

PDGA Rating 939
Division MPO
Events Played 5
6
Ben Marolf
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Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside

Mar 03 - Apr 21, 2025
Averaged a 943 rating
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Hodag Herald

#6

Origin Story

When logging threatened the ancient forests of Wisconsin, a rare Hodag—a cryptid known for its distinctive horns and spines—journeyed west seeking allies and encountered Rowan Oakwood during a moonlit ritual at the heart of the Pacific Northwest woodlands. Recognizing the Hodag's unique ability to understand and translate the complex communication systems of various forest beings, Rowan appointed it as the official messenger between different cryptid communities, establishing the first inter-species communication network dedicated to protecting all forest inhabitants from human encroachment.

Properties

The Hodag Herald possesses an extraordinary ability to comprehend and mimic the vocalizations of every forest creature, from the low infrasonic rumbles of Sasquatch to the high-pitched calls of the smallest woodland birds, making it an unparalleled translator between species. Its dense, spike-covered hide not only provides protection against predators but contains specialized sensory organs that can detect vibrations from approaching hunters up to five miles away, functioning as an early warning system for cryptid communities. Despite its fearsome appearance, the Hodag Herald can enter a state of perfect camouflage by aligning its energy with the forest's natural rhythms, becoming virtually invisible to all but the most attuned Guardian eyes.

Role

The Hodag Herald serves as the critical communication hub for the Wildwood Guardians' expanding network of protected cryptids, traveling between isolated communities to share intelligence about hunter movements, human encroachment, and safe migration routes, while also collecting ancient knowledge about forest preservation that strengthens the Guardians' protective capabilities against increasingly sophisticated threats from the Apex Hunters.

Tag Details

Pool Wildwood Guardians
Wildwood Guardians faction symbol

Wildwood Guardians

The Wildwood Guardians are a secretive order sworn to protect the ancient forests of the Pacific Northwest and the creatures that inhabit them, including Sasquatch. They believe that Sasquatch plays a crucial role in maintaining the balance of nature and that its existence must be kept hidden from the world to preserve the sanctity of the wilderness.

Faction Leader

Rowan Oakwood

Rowan Oakwood is the enigmatic Grand Sentinel of the Wildwood Guardians. Born into a long line of Guardians, Rowan has spent their life learning the secrets of the forest and the ways of Sasquatch. They are a master tracker and an expert in ancient forest lore.

Members

42

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Ben Marolf
Ben Marolf
Week 2 Score: 49 Place: 2
Origin Story