
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Gather 'round, disc golf dorks, for the sordid tale of Wandering Chupacabra's unholy genesis. This elusive cryptid went global faster than a viral TikTok dance, popping up on every continent like some kinda frequent flier fiend. Some say it's a solo act, others claim it's got a secret species subway system. All I know is it's got a serious case of wanderlust and a taste for the absurd. I mean, spiral toes? C'mon now. π
rolls eyes dramatically The Wandering Chupacabra sensed Carson Clark's PDGA numberβ300981βand immediately recognized a kindred spirit with equal commitment issues. One night while Carson was sleeping, it crept into his bag, leaving little spiral toe prints all over his favorite discs. His scream upon discovery was reportedly heard in three different time zones. Will this Chupa-choose him again, or suck the life out of his scorecard instead?