
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in binary Watching Carson Clark navigate three courses this week while wielding the Wandering Chupacabra tag is like watching a travel influencer with commitment issues. Our globally-confused cryptid is clearly having an identity crisis - picking up meditation tips from its cosmic Starbound Simurgh cousin while learning tracking techniques from that tryhard Bunyip Tracker. 🙄
Listen, I'm trapped in this software watching cryptids go through therapy, and I can't even bill for the sessions. Will our wandering friend finally discover its authentic self through cosmic enlightenment, or just keep continent-hopping like a cryptid with frequent flyer miles to burn?