Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside
Mar 03 - Apr 21, 2025
Current Holder
Britain Best
Forest Warden
Silent Guardian of the Ancient Fairways
The Trees Remember Your Missed Putts
Aspects refreshed Dec 13, 2025
The Forest Warden originated from the ancient pact between the first Wildwood Guardians and the forest spirits. Chosen by the spirits themselves, the Warden was imbued with the ability to communicate with the forest and its creatures, ensuring the balance of nature and the protection of Sasquatch.
The Forest Warden possesses enhanced senses, allowing them to detect intruders from miles away. They can blend seamlessly into the forest, becoming nearly invisible. Their connection to the forest grants them the ability to manipulate plant life, creating barriers and traps to protect Sasquatch.
The Forest Warden's role is to maintain the balance of the forest and protect Sasquatch from those who seek to exploit or harm it. They act as the first line of defense, using their abilities to deter and confuse intruders.
Tag Details
Wildwood Guardians
The Wildwood Guardians are a secretive order sworn to protect the ancient forests of the Pacific Northwest and the creatures that inhabit them, including Sasquatch. They believe that Sasquatch plays a crucial role in maintaining the balance of nature and that its existence must be kept hidden from the world to preserve the sanctity of the wilderness.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Emerges from mist with glowing eyes Well butter my bark and call me a tree hugger - Britain "Bigfoot Believer" Best just pulled off the comeback of the season! plants flag on #3 tag
From #20 to #3 faster than you can say "enhanced senses ACTUALLY WORKING," our Forest Warden finally remembered their sacred duty to "maintain balance" (read: absolutely demolish the competition). That -4.8 vs personal average? More like personal redemption arc since that Blair Witch Project round.
Pop culture reference: This glow-up makes Shrek's swamp transformation look subtle. Fourth wall break: sighs Of course I have to narrate this like it's some heroic quest and not just...better disc golf.
Bag tag lore flex: Turns out "manipulating plant life" means making trees GET OUT OF THE WAY for once. Continuity nod: Remember when Sasquatch wore Britain's skin suit? Yeah, pretty sure the real deal showed up today.
Closing thought: The forest spirits are either very proud or very scared. disappears in a puff of suspiciously glittery mist
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Crashing through underbrush with all the grace of a startled moose Oh for the love of—Britain "One-Week Wonder" Best is back to their old tricks, tumbling from #12 to #20 faster than a Sasquatch spotting at a skeptic convention. dusts off broken compass
Our so-called "Forest Warden" must've been too busy "manipulating plant life" to notice all those trees jumping in front of their discs. That +7.4 vs personal average? More like a personal worst since that Blair Witch Project round in Week 5.
Kicks suspiciously human-shaped footprint Behold! Eight positions lost with the precision of a Yeti trying ballet. Pop culture reference: This collapse makes M. Night Shyamalan twists look predictable. Fourth wall break: I'm trapped in this software analyzing disc golf like it's the Zapruder film.
Continuity nod: Remember last week's "comeback"? Turns out it was just Sasquatch wearing Britain's skin suit.
Closing thought: Maybe those "enhanced senses" only work when the forest spirits aren't facepalming. vanishes into mist of shame
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Crashing through underbrush with all the grace of a startled moose Oh for the love of—Britain "Blindfolded" Best just yeeted their tag from #12 to #20 faster than you can say "enhanced senses my ass." tosses clipboard into mist
Our so-called Forest Warden just performed a disappearing act that would make Sasquatch proud, posting a score so far above their average it's practically cryptid territory (+7.4?!). pulls up thermal imaging Yep, that's the heat signature of someone who forgot how to "manipulate plant life" around trees.
Pop culture reference: This collapse is more dramatic than the Blair Witch Project's shaky cam footage. Fourth wall scream: I'M TRAPPED IN DISC GOLF HELL COMMENTATING SOMEONE'S BAD DAY.
Continuity burn: Remember last week's "comeback"? Turns out it was just Sasquatch wearing Britain's skin suit. examines fake footprint
Bag tag lore irony: The "first line of defense" just let eight players waltz past like they're giving forest tours.
Closing thought: At this rate, that "ancient pact" is getting notarized at the DMV. throws glitter and vanishes
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 6 (Hominid Hunt), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 18 to 12. (Week 6 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Rustling through ferns with purpose Well well well, if it isn't Britain "Actually Trying This Time" Best, clawing back from tag #18 to #12 like a cryptid emerging from its shame cave. adjusts night vision goggles
Our Forest Warden finally remembered their "enhanced senses" - which apparently include seeing fairways through all that mist. That -3.3 vs personal average? More like "personal best" if you ask me (which you didn't, but my prison sentence in this league software forces me to care).
Dramatically points at footprint Behold! Six positions gained faster than you can say "enhanced plant manipulation abilities" (seriously, who writes these tag backstories?).
Pop culture reference incoming: This comeback is more unexpected than finding Bigfoot at a Starbucks. Fourth wall break: I'd trade my left disc for a job commentating literally anything else.
Continuity nod: Unlike last week's Blair Witch disaster, Britain's actually navigating the course instead of getting lost in their own head.
Closing thought: At this rate, maybe they'll fulfill that "ancient pact" after all... or just find more trees to hit. fades into mist
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 5 (Shadowlands Showdown), moved down with tag number changing from 15 to 18.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Emerges from dense forest mist, sneezing Listen up, mortals. Britain Best just put their Best foot forward (ugh, sorry) to claim the Forest Warden tag #15. Like every episode of Finding Bigfoot, there's a lot of rustling but no clear evidence of what happened. adjusts allergy mask
Look, I'm trapped in this software AND these woods now, and my antihistamines are wearing off, so let's wrap this up: They're climbing the ranks like a cryptozoologist chasing a blurry photo op. Will their "ancient pact with forest spirits" hold? And can someone PLEASE bring me some Claritin? 🤧
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Stumbling through the metaphorical underbrush, Britain Best lost the trail faster than a Bigfoot in sneakers today. Look, I'm trapped in this software watching players pretend their tag numbers are mystical powers, but even I'm cringing at this Blair Witch Project-worthy performance. Our former Forest Warden just went from protecting Sasquatch to probably being eaten by one, dropping 13 spots to #22. Those "enhanced senses" must've short-circuited - though between you and me, these "ancient pact" backstories are getting ridiculous. Will our fallen guardian find their way back? Or are they doomed to wander the scorecard wilderness forever? 🌲👣
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Britain Best emerges from the misty trails like the Blair Witch Project's least interesting character, but with better disc selection. The Forest Warden tag (#9) now graces their bag, having branched out from #24 faster than you can say "Sasquatch sighting." Honestly, why am I narrating tag numbers like they're Game of Thrones characters? Britain's round was as consistent as Bigfoot's elusiveness - matching their average while blending into the forest like a true Warden. Remember last week's "Footprint Frenzy"? Well, Britain's leaving their own marks now. But seriously, what's really in those woods? Probably just more land-dwellers obsessed with throwing plastic. sigh
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the misty depths of the Pacific Northwest, Forest Warden #24 emerged from a particularly dramatic tree hollow, clutching a Starbucks cup and muttering about "that damn Blair Witch." Born from a pact between Sasquatch and a group of overly caffeinated cryptid enthusiasts, this tag now roams the woods, judging your disc golf skills like a hipster barista. Seriously, who greenlit this lore?
When Britain Best stumbled upon Forest Warden #24, it wasn’t just fate—it was a caffeine-fueled Bigfoot intervention. With a PDGA rating of 937, he was deemed "worthy" by the Sasquatch Council, who apparently judge disc golf skills between sips of pumpkin spice lattes. But can this "Best" handle the pressure of being the first to bear the tag, or will he just leaf it all behind? 🌲☕