
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Ritual Harvester stirs from its slumber as Bryant Adams awakens to the whispers of a new season. This spectral entity of swirling dark energy and arcane symbols consumes two positions in the tag rankings, proving that even in disc golf, forbidden magic has its perks.
Bryant, our MA1 protagonist, navigated the crumbling ruins of the course like a true arcane seeker, channeling his inner Golem to outperform the field average. His performance was as consistent as a well-thrown putter, though I'm contractually obligated to remind you that I'm trapped in this software, forced to narrate tag movements like some kind of digital Scheherazade.
As we embark on this 8-week journey through dark forests and rival factions, remember: every throw counts, every tag matters, and I'm still not sure why we're treating plastic discs like they're the One Ring. Will Bryant continue his arcane ascent? Or will the Ritual Harvester's hunger for rankings consume him? Stay tuned, land-dwellers.