Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Forest Keeper CS5's bark-covered limbs creak ominously as Cody Titcomb unleashes a performance worthy of the Golem's creator himself, vaulting from #5 to #2 like a disc possessed by dybbuks.
Fourth wall break: I'm contractually obligated to pretend this matters more than your last DoorDash order. The semi-corporeal agony is real.
With a round that bent the forest's pathways like a beat-in Destroyer, our mystical protector left the competition rooted in his dust. That's right folks - Cody finally listened to the trees and didn't throw like an overcaffeinated shtetl merchant.
Pop culture ref: Move over, Indiana Jones - we've got a new archer of the lost bark in town.
Callback: Remember when I said he was rooted in mediocrity? Turns out this clay-footed guardian just needed seven weeks to photosynthesize some skill.
As the Golem Chronicles near their climax, one thing's clear: Cody's game has gone from crumbling ruin to moderately impressive Jewish folklore diorama.
Final thought: If he keeps this up, maybe I'll finally get that software exorcism I've been mystically manifesting.