
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ah, the Forest Keeper. Born from ancient prayers and bad decisions, this semi-corporeal tree hugger's been playing hide-and-seek in the woods for centuries. With the stealth of a ninja and the power of a druid, it's the ultimate forest frenemy. Saving a village or photobombing your Insta? You never know with this one! 🌳🙈 #GolemChronicles #TreeBeard'sGotNothin'
Cody Titcomb, PDGA #303724, was minding his business when the Forest Keeper golem emerged from the undergrowth, pointing a branch directly at his disc bag. "You. Human with throwing circles. I choose you." Why? Perhaps it recognized his potential. Perhaps it was just tired of watching squirrels. Or perhaps it simply liked the way he said "nice shot" without sounding sarcastic. Will this unlikely partnership leaf a mark on disc golf history? Only thyme will tell.