Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Scroll Sentinel was born from the ancient scrolls used in the Golem's creation ritual. Infused with the same mystical energy that brought the Golem to life, it emerged as a guardian spirit to protect the sacred texts and ensure that the knowledge of the Golem's purpose would never be lost or misused.
The Scroll Sentinel is composed of ethereal parchment and glowing ink, with symbols and sigils that shift and change as if alive. It possesses the ability to manifest protective barriers and reveal hidden truths within ancient texts. Its form is both fragile and resilient, able to withstand physical harm while remaining vulnerable to arcane disruptions.
The Scroll Sentinel serves as a mystical guardian of the sacred scrolls and texts related to the Golem's creation. It ensures that the knowledge of the Golem's purpose and the ancient Jewish community's legacy is preserved and protected from those who would misuse it.
The Golem Guardians are a faction dedicated to protecting the ancient Golem and the Jewish community it was created to defend. They believe in the Golem's sacred purpose and seek to uncover the truth behind its creation while preserving the creature's legacy. The Guardians work tirelessly to maintain the delicate balance between the Golem's power and the safety of the region.
Ezra Katz is a descendant of the ancient Jewish community protected by the Golem. Raised on stories of the creature's sacred purpose, Ezra has dedicated his life to safeguarding the Golem and the community's legacy. He is a wise and compassionate leader, guided by a deep understanding of the Golem's importance and the need to maintain the balance of power in the region.
In Week 7 (Betrayer's Revelation), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 26 to 5. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Forest's Foreboding), tag number moved from 26 to 26. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Golem's Guardian), tag number moved from 21 to 26. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4, tag number moved from 17 to 21.
Born from the sacred scribbles of a caffeine-fueled rabbi who accidentally spilled his latte on the Golem's instruction manual, Scroll Sentinel emerged like a mystical Post-It note. Now it floats around, judging your form like a Jewish mother at a buffet. Mazel tov, I guess?
When Andrew Malone (PDGA #302519, aka "The Man with the Golden Arm") stepped onto the course, Scroll Sentinel sensed his latent ability to throw discs like a rabbi throws shade. The tag chose him, not for his skill, but because he once lost a disc in a bush and muttered "oy vey" loud enough to wake the dead. Now, this clay-crafted Post-It note clings to him like a Jewish mother at a Bar Mitzvah. But can he handle the pressure of being Scroll Sentinel's chosen one, or will he crumble like a matzah ball in a soup of mediocrity?