
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from the sacred scribbles of a caffeine-fueled rabbi who accidentally spilled his latte on the Golem's instruction manual, Scroll Sentinel emerged like a mystical Post-It note. Now it floats around, judging your form like a Jewish mother at a buffet. Mazel tov, I guess?
When Andrew Malone (PDGA #302519, aka "The Man with the Golden Arm") stepped onto the course, Scroll Sentinel sensed his latent ability to throw discs like a rabbi throws shade. The tag chose him, not for his skill, but because he once lost a disc in a bush and muttered "oy vey" loud enough to wake the dead. Now, this clay-crafted Post-It note clings to him like a Jewish mother at a Bar Mitzvah. But can he handle the pressure of being Scroll Sentinel's chosen one, or will he crumble like a matzah ball in a soup of mediocrity?