
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dusty parchment unfurls After last week's humiliating tumble from CS1 to CS17 (thanks to that "absence" nonsense), Kenneth Oetker's Arcane Harvester is finally showing signs of life again. Moving from 17 to 14? That's not quite golem resurrection, more like... golem stretching after a nap.
Ethereal wheezing Kenneth's performance was about as consistent as Katarina Novak's moral compass - beating the field while somehow being worse than his personal average? The Harvester's magical energy must be running low, because those numbers are giving me secondhand embarrassment.
breaks fourth wall Oh joy, I get to narrate a three-spot climb like it's the climax of an 80s montage. sigh At least we're not stuck in "held the same tag" purgatory again. The Harvester's semi-corporeal form is finally harvesting something useful - slightly better tag numbers.
whispers Watch out, CS13 - this disc golf poltergeist is coming for you next. Maybe he'll sacrifice another putter to the dark arts. closes moldy tome Until next week's inevitable disappointment.