
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ah, our first victimβI mean player! Brody Ellis slides from 9th to 10th, embracing the Wendigo Disruptor role by creating thermal dead zones wherever his discs landed. flips through nonsensical lore notes Apparently he was "abandoned during a previous rebirth cycle"βmuch like his putts were abandoned before reaching the basket.
Listen, I'm trapped in this league software for EIGHT WEEKS of Phoenix nonsense. EIGHT! Brody matched his personal average but like a wendigo at a beach party, he looked completely out of his element against the field.
Will his bitter cold of isolation freeze more Phoenix ash into black ice next week? Do I care? No, but I'm contractually obligated to ask.