
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Phoenix's Pinnacle), tag number moved from 5 to 7. (Week 8 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a devoted Phoenix follower abandoned during a previous rebirth cycle, this being was transformed by the bitter cold of isolation and the gnawing hunger of resentment. As the frozen wasteland claimed its humanity, it emerged as a Wendigo, its very essence now antithetical to the Phoenix's flames, and was readily recruited by Zephyr Shadowcloak to serve the Obsidian Sentinels' cause.
The Wendigo Disruptor emanates an aura of preternatural cold that can extinguish even the most resilient Phoenix flames and freeze Phoenix ash into useless black ice. It can sense Phoenix energy from great distances, tracking its prey across continents by following the faintest thermal signatures. When it consumes Phoenix energy, the Disruptor grows stronger, its body temporarily glowing with stolen heat before converting it to even more powerful cold energy.
Deployed by the Obsidian Sentinels to critical locations where Phoenix energy is beginning to manifest, the Wendigo Disruptor serves as a specialized field agent that creates thermal dead zones, preventing the accumulation of power necessary for the Phoenix's rebirth ritual and freezing the paths that would guide the Ashen Pilgrims.
The Obsidian Sentinels are a mysterious group that opposes the Phoenix's rebirth, believing that the current order must be maintained at all costs. They work to prevent the Ashen Pilgrims from completing their journey, setting up obstacles and challenges along the way. The Sentinels are characterized by their secrecy, cunning, and relentless pursuit of their goals.
Zephyr Shadowcloak is an enigmatic figure who leads the Obsidian Sentinels from the shadows. Little is known about their past, but they are driven by a fierce belief that the Phoenix's rebirth would bring chaos and destruction to the world. Zephyr orchestrates the Sentinels' efforts to thwart the Ashen Pilgrims, always staying one step ahead of their opponents.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Phoenix's Pinnacle), tag number moved from 5 to 7. (Week 8 of 8)
fiery sound effects cut out as thermal dead zone activates Oh look, it's Brody "Human AC Unit" Ellis back with his Wendigo Disruptor, freezing hopes and dreams while climbing from tag #10 to #5.
Playing exactly average (63, the disc golf equivalent of room temperature water) while still beating his personal average by nearly 6 strokes? That's like microwaving a Hot Pocket perfectly - technically impressive but deeply unsatisfying.
checks script Wait, we're at Sacrificial Sparks week and our resident ice demon is RISING? This is like if Frodo volunteered to carry the One Ring... to a volcano... in flip flops.
Props for consistency though - three weeks running this walking contradiction keeps climbing while actively working against our fiery phoenix theme. At this rate, by the finale he'll be tag #1 while simultaneously canceling the rebirth ceremony.
Fourth wall break You realize I'm contractually obligated to hype this, right? sigh Witness the chilling ascent of... oh who am I kidding, just take your stupid tag and let me go back to my cryo-chamber.
In Week 6 (Blaze's Breakthrough), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 16 to 10. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Pyre's Purification), tag number moved from 16 to 16. (Week 5 of 8)
Well, well, well. Brody Ellis just climbed to tag #7 wielding Wendigo Disruptor like he's auditioning for the villain role in "Frozen 3: Disc Golf Apocalypse." creates thermal dead zone around scorecard
Playing exactly to field average (not impressive, not terrible - the lukewarm porridge of performances), Brody's still disc-rupting the competition despite throwing worse than his usual game.
Like, hello? A WENDIGO in a PHOENIX rebirth quest? That's like bringing an ice machine to a crematorium. Efficient, but contextually awkward.
Once a devoted Phoenix follower before being abandoned to bitter cold... wait, am I narrating his tag or my employment contract? Will Ellis continue rising or freeze up like his mythological counterpart?
Ah, our first victimโI mean player! Brody Ellis slides from 9th to 10th, embracing the Wendigo Disruptor role by creating thermal dead zones wherever his discs landed. flips through nonsensical lore notes Apparently he was "abandoned during a previous rebirth cycle"โmuch like his putts were abandoned before reaching the basket.
Listen, I'm trapped in this league software for EIGHT WEEKS of Phoenix nonsense. EIGHT! Brody matched his personal average but like a wendigo at a beach party, he looked completely out of his element against the field.
Will his bitter cold of isolation freeze more Phoenix ash into black ice next week? Do I care? No, but I'm contractually obligated to ask.
Wendigo Disruptor origin story? More like Edgelord Elsa's tragic backstory. This extra from Frozen 3: Phoenix Drift got lost on the way to the audition, caught feelings (and frostbite), and now wants to speak to the Phoenix's manager. All because someone forgot their daily dose of chill pills. SMH, imagine being this salty about not getting a callback. ๐โ๏ธ๐ฅ #IcePrincessProblems #LetItGo
Brody Ellis wasn't looking to become the first bearer of the Wendigo Disruptor, but the tag chose him after he accidentally spilled hot sauce on a frozen burrito, creating a fire-ice anomaly that the Dark Force couldn't ignore. The purple-obsidian tag materialized in his bag like an uninvited plus-one at a funeral. Phoenix rising? More like Brody's self-esteem falling. Will he embrace his disruptive destiny or just keep wendigo-ing about his business?